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Hairstylist, Artist, Gardener, Chicken Haver As my old Twitter bio used to say “don’t be a jerk 🌱 “ Also, I’m sorry you didn’t pick up on the joke
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Pope Francis after hanging out with JD Vance for like 10 minutes

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

We finished the herb spiral and now to fill it…which will happen on another day lol

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

The gf sourdough is doing things! Picture 1: the gluten free sourdough on day 4 right after after I fed it Picture 2: the gf starter about 12 hours after feeding it on day 4 We’re so close fam!

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

New from 404 Media: ICE is planning a central database of health, labor, and housing agency data to find targets for deportation. The tool, called ATrac or Alien Tracker, already has data from Social Security Administration. Is used to send targets to teams in field www.404media.co/ice-plans-ce...

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

This yard bird decoration has been sitting in my garage for a year because it had so many zip ties holding it on the cardboard. And the thought of cutting the zip ties has kept me from putting it together 😭

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Just like Mamaw, the Pope’s final act was telling JD what an absolute loser he was.

submitted 9 hours ago • 7 comments

I wonder how absolutely horrific the next pope will Be to make up for the fact that, as far as religious leaders go, Francis wasn’t super terrible.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Going on Facebook to see how fucking annoying everyone will be about the pope

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

I had underestimated just how personally off-putting JD Vance is

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

We got our tax return (minus past taxes) and I’m thinking about being responsible with it and getting a gold tooth grill

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think I’m going to build my herb spiral today

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Man I really hope "pedófilo" translates into something good

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

This is, weirdly, the most purely fascist shit anyone in the administration has said so far - Your health is an asset of the fatherland - Illness is a failure or a moral failing - You have a duty to maintain your health - Healthcare is not a right, it's a finite resource - Die for the fatherland

submitted 2 days ago • 138 comments

As always I had a sick child and then work and zero time to go get stuff for the Easter baskets this year, so, can’t wait for shitty Easter tomorrow

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I did hair all day and I really need more comfortable shoes

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I hate when I say something like, help motivate me and then all the comments are the complete opposite That’s fucking weird. Just don’t comment Why actively try to demotivate someone? I don’t get it, it’s not funny

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 1746 comments

I have a 5k to run with my daughter on May 31st Everyone tell me to start practicing

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

reports coming in that earlier today Trump dropped ranch dipping sauce for his chicken nuggets on the Oval Office floor and made Vance the "licking that shit off the carpet" tzar as well

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

This is some sick shit

submitted 3 days ago • 5477 comments

I saw a license plate today that said “BOOKSS” and I assume that means “Book Nazi” Which I hope it means something else

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

How I feel putting an orange in a paper bag when making my lunch:

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

How I feel putting an orange in a paper bag when making my lunch:

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Now, break in, merk every person that tries to stop you all, and free him.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

you know what would drop the number of assaults of ICE agents to zero? abolishing ICE.

submitted 3 days ago • 95 comments