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i’m just here for the vancouver canucks and to avoid e**n header credit to @painacotta
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Max Sasson is a vibe

sweet baby king arty 🥹 #Canucks

can’t hold max sasson down forever #Canucks

have they stopped drinking since monday? definitely not #Canucks

not tryna be a creep on main but Mancini, I can’t do this mustache/pit viper combo, im too old #Canucks

shoutout brisebois for an all time walkout

the crowd sounds a little quiet on the livestream but I’m certain these boys have never had more fun #Canucks

thank god for drance. starting canucks talk calling a spade a spade #Canucks

Patrik Allvin,”Evander is a physical power forward who will add some much-needed size and toughness to our group,” said Allvin… “We are excited to bring him back home to Vancouver and our staff looks forward to working with him this coming season.” Fuck you Allvin. #canucks

not to turn this into a thing, but I am repeatedly so disappointed with hockey media. they talk about changing the culture and then when an opportunity is shoved in their faces to call real people out for real things, they bypass it and try to play the “maybe they’ve changed” card #Canucks

I’d rather pay Brock 8x8 and have him score 0 goals over the life of that contract than have Kane on the team for one year no matter what he scores #canucks

Trading for Kane is actually the Benning-est move ever. Old ✅ Bad ✅ Shithead ✅ Expensive ✅ Gave up a pick ✅ Bad use of cap space ✅ Helps out a rival ✅ #Canucks

from the great beyond, Botch got it. wish our current media (ie: guys currently on the radio) would call it out the same way, instead of playing the both sides game. he's a bad person, full stop. #Canucks

#Canucks management this morning:

Vancouver Canucks: We have no team chemistry! We must fix our locker room!! We must get rid of JT Miller at all costs!!! Also Vancouver Canucks: We have traded for Evander Kane.

ok not ONLY are you trading for…this…human. but ALSO you’re helping a direct division rival get off the cap crunch mat?! wtaf?! #Canucks

what do you guys think the canucks group chat is saying right now… #Canucks

ERN DAWG DRIVE ‘IM IN! #BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo

same energy: #cdnpoli

ARTURS SILOVS IS THE MVP OF THE CALDER CUP PLAYOFFS! 👑 Arty Party babe 🎉🎊 #Canucks #GoCanucksGo #AHL #NHL #Hockey

Francesco Aquilini begrudgingly showing up to Abbotsford to say congrats #Canucks

CHASE WOUTERS RAISES THE CALDER CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRANCHISE HISTORY. INCREDIBLE. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 #Canucks #GoCanucksGo #NHL #AHL

CANADA'S TEAM!!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 LET'S GO BOYS!!!! #Canucks

repping abby on the ball field. let’s go!!!!! #Canucks

Rick Tocchet left behind a frustrating, high-ceiling forward who underachieved for the #Canucks after injuries (Pettersson) to go to the #LetsGoFlyers, where he’ll coach a frustrating, high-ceiling forward who underachieved for #FlyTogether after injuries (Zegras). Should be fun.

Someone tell that dork American Jerry that it's free healthcare for tax paying Canadians. Typical American attitude though.

If there’s one coach who can turn around an underperforming young skill player, it’s Rick Tocchet right? /do not google Elias Pettersson

Rick Tocchet about to quit before he ever coaches a game for that god forsaken roster.

THEY THINK RICK TOCCHET IS GONNA PLAY ZEGRAS?! i can't wait to see this #Canucks

EXPERIENCE CANUCKS HOCKEY

everyone light a candle for a “let’s get outta here” #Canucks

pro: they’re showing the abby game on the NHL network con: I have to listen to the checkers announcers homerism and brandon on the 650 feed is about 15 seconds behind 😭 #Canucks

karly said me too!!! #Canucks

arsh said not sooooo fast there charlotte #Canucks

#Canucks

let’s gooooooooo x 2

Ridiculous goal by Arshdeep Bains. Absolutely embarrassed Matt Kiersted. #Canucks

holy f*** arshdeep!! the kid is on fire!! #Canucks

let’s go lekkyyyyyy #Canucks