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The swamp creature from your nightmares đź«€
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There is nothing more stereotypically liberal (& boring) than the ridiculous amount of folks buying 1984 or Fahrenheit-451 right now.

My favorite discussion I’ve been having with friends lately: what are the parameters around blondness that infers racism in the individual?

Me, constantly: I feel that / I relate / I got you

rosemary, basil & thyme (my holy trinity)

"What has been happening in Serbia... is a historic development worth paying attention to, given that it comes against the backdrop of Europe-wide backsliding on democracy and a crisis of the political establishment." — #AJOpinion by Saša Savanović ⤵️

It is always weird to ask out a complete stranger who is also working and you’re a customer. “Me and my friends are playing board games tonight, you wanna join when you get off?” Actually no I don’t want to be serial killered

"Oh jeez my back hurts )': " I say as I continue to sit like a shrimp

Highlight of my week

Another round of devastating flooding has hit Appalachia, and a snow storm is on its way. So many folks are unhoused and freezing right now. Please help get the word out about local mutual aid efforts and consider donating to them if you’ve got the extra funds.

A camellia from my mom’s garden

dreaming of spring & catalpas in bloom

Can’t seem to pull this bright red nose from my face 🤡

I love dusk.

My pothos has been doing a lot of growing behind my back ✨

:(

Just a lil ✨moss✨ appreciation

I met this woman with crab 🦀 nails and she let me take a picture of them!! How cool are these

🌧️ my ✨favorite✨ sound 🌧️

Featuring her longtime band and a string quartet, Webster guides us through a swooning and sweeping set.

In the end, we’re all just golden retrievers waiting to be told we’re good boys

Anyway, I am trying to peer pressure everyone to join substack. It is truly a beautiful space for long format posts. If you make one, connect with me @slypup . I plan to make that space my home for my thoughts/discourse

Who knew deleting my meta accounts would reveal a lil stalker? I sure didn’t lmao