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name's ash, i write sometimes and i take photos slightly more often | she/her/it | minors and LLM imagery will be blocked | dogslop with catjank characteristics
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sorry the 3am tweets have to retain some substantial edge to them that the 11am tweets can't match and that's difficult when i'm already off the handle so often. this is what i can provide as punishment to all of the european people who read my popsts

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

it is so fucking funny to click off of something as trying as this, only for the next thing in the same universe to be basically a bunch of people doing wish fulfillment where the colonizers in charge are just correct and everybody else is a caricature of rural america who deserves their fate

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

sometimes you get locked into a plot with the impossible hope that things are going to maintain the status quo or not continually get worse even when passages like this are happening at chapter 11 of 17

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

going back throuhg my old crymachina screenshots and just noticed that enoa has purple ladder-laced shoelaces on her doc martens

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

"You should take this gun. It's fine." >gives you his clothes instead Is he stupid?

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

In 2020 I redesigned the SFA2 character wikis, and have been updating them with new hitboxes and framedata ever since. Unfortunately I don't half-ass anything, so there is an unnecessary amount of detail. Cause of that I got burnt out halfway through, but have finally finished!

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

the most insane thing about ffxvi that i will never, ever shut up about is that literally every single fight i did in the entire game, aside from two of the boss fights in the DLC, was entirely playable without ever using the dodge. the work that went into these hitboxes and tracking was so wasted

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

going back to the start of my ff16 playthrough back when i forced myself to only say nice things during each play session is kind of a goldmine now

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

my lawyers have advised me to not "meeeee :3" lrp

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

darumi

submitted 8 hours ago • 11 comments

following what will assuredly be the pentagon's lead and ordering some pizza tonight because fuck if i can do anything else

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

just exhaled and said "borf" out loud if anybody is curious where i'm at mentally

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Kris -❤️

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

there's no pey, it's just wet. but you can taste the pey. a wigan akimbo with the smack barm pey wet and the wigan kebab, an i dunno which i prefer if i'm honest.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

it's kind of funny to see leftists calling liberals at the no kings protests cringe when, by far, the most cringe thing i saw the entire time was a bunch of teenage punks looking at fluttering curtains, thinking they were a sniper, and moving to flip off an empty room and a (news) helicopter

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Spitting FIRE holy shit 🔥

submitted 14 hours ago • 37 comments

there was a tornado warning for exactly five minutes here and in that time it rained an inch before immediately clearing up to sunny blue skies. the midwest's weather is built different

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

ngl the neopronouns made it blow past that feeling. puppy does not give a fuck anymore and loves everybody who sticks with it

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment