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🇨🇦 swiftie // 33 // snail enthusiast // no champagne just problems 🥂
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to sleep in.

I have conditioned myself to fall asleep to Sims 4 house builds. If I’m ever having trouble sleeping I put one on and I’m out in minutes 🙂‍↔️

Someone came into work today and asked for a specific product we don’t carry. I told them we don’t have it and they said “oh but I saw it on your website” and then proceeded to show me a ChatGPT conversation that said we did 🙃

I’m too tired and had a single drink and I just hope Taylor’s having a good night

That being said Carney is better than me though because I would not be able to keep a straight face with the shit Trump keeps rambling on about

Carney’s face when being asked questions about Alberta separating is GOLD

6 year old got her ears pierced yesterday after asking for weeks. She wakes up this morning and said “once these heal I’m getting a second one done”. I fear I’ve created a monster

Watching a ✨ classic ✨ tonight

Feels very traitorous to shop at Bath & Body Works when I can make lotions and candles and body sprays myself 🤣

This afternoon at work is going to be so long 😭 I’m done everything I need to do for the day

My 6 year old isn’t feeling well and it’s the middle of the night. She’s insisting on not cuddling me so I don’t get sick (I’m also not convinced she’s truly sick 😅) which is so thoughtful but I wish she would because she’d fall back asleep immediately 😭

I lied I’m not done thinking about politics apparently

They’re predicting up to 24 hours in areas that are harder hit and now all I’m thinking about is the food that will likely have to be thrown out 😭

Saw a video around my area of poles that were just broken in half so THATS COOL 🙃

It’s so windy that a good portion of the city is without power because of damaged poles and downed power lines…it’s gonna be a night 😭

Excited to get back to exclusively thinking about Taylor Swift instead of worrying about the direction my government is heading

The conservative meltdowns I’m seeing today…basically full on tantrums

Not a majority but Poilievre lost his seat so that’s something 🤷🏻‍♀️

Liberals will form next government, CBC News projects www.cbc.ca/9.6738893

Thank godddd 😭😭😭 I can breathe again

I’m so fucking scared please for the love of god tell me Poilievre is not going to win

Also to be clear I will be losing my mind tonight over these results coming in. No election has ever felt so life or death

The NDP really fucked themselves over wow

We went to Algonquin Park for the first time this summer and it’s all I’ve been thinking about lately I need to go back 😍

HEY CANADA. FUCKIN VOTE PLEASE. OMFG love you 🤗

My polling station is at the church where my grandparents are buried so I always make an extra stop when I go vote ❤️

Also I would vote WAY further left if I could but in my riding strategic voting is the only way the conservatives have a chance of not winning 🙃

It’s Election Day, Canada. Go vote Canada Strong.

The most important thing today Canada is to get out and VOTE

Watched Renfield tonight, guess I’m gonna read Dracula now

Not sure if I can explain how nervous I am about the election tomorrow 😬😬

Learned some WILD shit about what’s going on in my family and boy oh boy is it all I want to talk about

Who ever came up with the idea of twin day I just wanna talk 🙃