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c3po: No i do not know what bofa is. r2d2: [bleeping] c3po: how rude!!

Taking the Rays out in their home park...

*Slams dictionary shut til Monday*

The fact they keep putting him in gear like this is pretty funny, who do they think the threats here are?!

I am shocked that the Governor actually stood up to Trump but also that nobody, at any point, laughed during this exchange.

Stanton should 100% grow this one.

YOU LOOK ANGRY I AM ANGRY

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

US press be less euphemistic and accommodating than the leader of the National Rally party challenge.

the soy right in action: people on twitter are pointing out that musk is painfully unfunny at cpac and countless blue checks are claiming this is ableist

Gleyber Torres was so hot in his spring training photos he made Hal Steinbrenner rethink his entire lineage

It makes me especially mad because TSN is 30% owned by ESPN! You would think this would be easy!

Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

This kind of thing is so psychic damage-inducing but it really reinforces how many people don’t pay attention to anything and just let vibes guide their opinion. Message is to have superior vibes

Devin Williams: most impactful trade in Yankees history and he hasn't pitched in a game yet.

Parking requirements on Long Island are so high that even the car dealership needs an exception

I was very wrong about Kluwe and I'm happy for it.

@yankees.com the people yearn for Weav's World

hey @yankees.com post here plz

no king but biking

Oh man MLB is gonna be pleading poverty *so hard* in the next CBA talks.

saw an eye doctor today for the first time in my life. can confirm my eyesight is great but i should blink more.