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ashes2ashs.bsky.social
33, DC’s most annoying dog girl 2024
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Girlfriend breakfast (pumpkin spice French toast) @beawitchme.bsky.social

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

My Make-Up Journey has been: 1. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (poorly executed) 2. Attempting Several Variations of "A Natural Look" with varying degrees of success 3. Homer Simpson Make-up Shotgun set to "Whore" (well executed)

submitted 107 days ago • 24 comments

Trans parties are great, they’re just like a regular party but you can get unsolicited medical advice from a girl who just snorted Ketamine

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Walking in to a fully booked Valentine’s Day dinner shift 😬

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

It’s my birthday! Going to AYA karaoke around 10 tonight if anyone wants to buy me a drink about it :3

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Really trying to put my life back together rn but with everything going on in this country rn it kinda seems pointless

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

Hips 😳

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

Starting the new job tomorrow like

submitted 158 days ago • 2 comments

Okay, gonna start using this one more. Don’t like that every post on the other place is a dice roll whether or not you get swarmed by weird hateful freaks

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

If any DC folks want to hang out today lmk, holiday party at my place! 🎄

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Girl has me down so bad I’m playing midwest emo songs on repeat

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

These bathroom laws are getting out of hand

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Girl who plays Paradox games, call that a Flag Hag

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Really need more patches but it’s a good start ^_^

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Need to wake up in piles of puppygirls more often

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight’s dinner: Mexican rice with a chipotle chorizo sauce (plus onions and peppers of course)

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Dinner time

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Follow me I’m hot

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Guess I’m using this again now 🤷🏼‍♀️

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

This is going to sound like a shitpost but I’m 100% sincere, Biden should have federal marshals escort trans kids to the bathroom and the 101st Airborne push the Texas state guard off the border

submitted 501 days ago • 0 comments

Got broken up with and we weren’t even actually dating 🙃

submitted 527 days ago • 0 comments

My building switched our laundry machines over to an app-based service and now I apparently can’t do laundry when the Wi-Fi is down. Boring cyberpunk dystopia

submitted 528 days ago • 0 comments

My “Kissinger is dead” champagne

submitted 558 days ago • 0 comments

Tonight I hope Hell is real and Kissinger is eternally reliving the horrific last moments of every Cambodian, Laotian, Vietnamese, Chilean etc that he helped slaughter with his much-vaunted genius

submitted 558 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking more about the Loki finale, it’s very Sartre how Loki actively chooses to chain himself to the roots of Yggdrasil rather than being consigned there by the will of Odin

submitted 575 days ago • 1 comment