Profile avatar
ashherbert.bsky.social
Super sexy, dad, palace fan. Known for my exuberance, raw power, and my punctuality.
731 posts 263 followers 416 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 23 Comments 27

Crystal Palace have now conceded fewer goals than third placed Forest, fourth placed Man City and fifth placed Newcastle #CPFC

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

While our position in the league is disappointing, I don’t think people are fully reckoning with how bonkers this season is. It wasn’t until mid-April that 16th place got to 30 points last season and it’s already happened this season #CPFC

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

After consuming absolutely zero football content for a week after Palace lost last week, I’m looking forward to watching every game on Match of the Day, the goals from all the angles on the website, every interview, and reading every single article on Palace in the next couple of days! #CPFC

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Could end up only 10 points off 5th if results go our way this weekend. Our home form has been such a killer considering how inconsistent everyone above us is. Just 6 more points at home and we’d be in the chat about Europe. #CPFC

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That was FILTHY Munoz 😂😂😂 #CPFC

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Best first half we’ve played for a long time that. Hughes and Eze absolutely majestic out there. Fulham’s midfield look so slow and Wharton could dominate out there but doubt he’ll come on until Lerma or Hughes tires #CPFC

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Absolutely loving this Eze performance. Properly back to his best here #CPFC

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

And if there’s one thing the US have never done, it’s start wars under false pretences so I can’t imagine this setting a bad precedent at all

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wonder if any Palace fans might look at the form of Beto and maybe cut some our players some slack? #CPFC

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Heartwarming to see so many fellow shortsmen out today now it’s gone above 10 degrees 🫡

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I wonder if he’ll ever realise all these bad things keep happening to him because he is an irredeemable cunt

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

One thing I’ve always noticed with KB’s pitch is it’s always ‘you’re all wrong and I’m going to tell you how it should be 🙄’ where Farage and Trump’s has always been ‘you’re *right* and we’re all thinking it 😉’. KB is relying on persuading enough voters to agree that they themselves are morons.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I absolutely called this. The next step will be the audience doing it back. bsky.app/profile/atru...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Since I decided that I don’t want my car and am going to part-ex it this year I’ve had to spend £2500 fixing it up. Never ever buy Audi. Fucks sake man.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Lol just been blocked for calling out the idea that the main stand is just a fake cover up by Parish for some reason or other. Genuinely astounding how many Palace fans brains are literally melted when it comes to Parish. Just pure Alex Jones level tin foil hat shit.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Wholly undignified Being 43 and using terms like NPC.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Cannot get my head round Kisin’s argument here. He brings up his and his kids mum’s nationalities up but if his kid hooks up with an English woman and has a baby in England then he’d think his grandchild is English so why draw the fantasy line at his son? It’s just nonsensical

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I really wasn't a fan of Corbyn as a person and found him disappointing to the point of frustration but this is just false. He filled his cabinet with the Labour right and those that actively wanted to take him down as he tried to bridge the divide

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Are you having ‘seeing off’ when the club in question have a mountain to climb like City do @footballcliches.bsky.social? Surely only favourites ‘see off’ their lesser opponents?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We have 50% of the population living in one reality and 50% living in a completely different one and I don’t think anyone has any answers for how we fix this other than winning. But I don’t know how you win against this level of bonkers. No one does.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I think it’s telling that Farage who historically a niche single issue campaigner now talks like the leader of a political party that is across all the huge issues and Badenoch who is in charge of the dominant political party of the last 100 years now talks like a niche single issue campaigner.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I know we’re easing him in and there’s no rush but it feels odd that with 15 to go and us needing a goal, Glasner didn’t feel he could turn to Esse despite us having absolutely no ideas when we went behind. #CPFC

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments