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ashleikblue.bsky.social
i’m just skeeting off the clock, don’t ask me nothin.
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yes - i even stole wifi from mcdonald’s today which was taking an extra step towards some kinda reparations

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amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a crunchwrap supreme

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

when i got my job making the menus for an indian restaurant they made me sign a naan disclosure agreement

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

“You shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly price!”

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Wait where Onijah at????

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

in a rap cypher rn and i’m spitting that Will Smith Wild Wild West shit

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

impressive

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

remember when janet said she heard kamala wasn’t Black? i’ll never forget.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

josh johnson noting that kendrick will now be eligible for an emmy gave me butterflies.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

land of the mini dictators

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

aye i’m trippin i’m sliding im coming thru the back like

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

submitted 19 days ago • 224 comments

he SMILED.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

issa cultural divide, ima get it on the floor!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

here’s what i wanna talk about at 5am: KK SLIDER CONCERT SCAMS. i need nintendo to come to the front QUICKLY.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

out here liking kk slider content at 5am

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m playing KK slider music at my bachelor party I don’t care that shit goes hard

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t post too much about politics on the skeets cuz this ain’t a work account. i don’t want to be an online political pundit. but listen… anytime someone makes a statement like this, they’re lying. and their staff is lying too.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I'm only going to say this one time. Protesting in these times needs to be deliberate around safety & risk. We need to be cautious about "spontaneous" actions that have no discernible leadership or planning. "Just show up" as a directive should be a HUGE RED FLAG.

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

jokes aside i actually do think beyonce would make a competent war general

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

love at first crunch

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

he wrote ‘how does it feel?” and “cranes in the sky”. he different.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I think Kamala Harris and Jasmine Crockett are accurate representations of an AKA and a Delta in terms of presentation and rhetoric style and both are amazing and no I will not explain further.

submitted 24 days ago • 21 comments

kendrick lamar is the coldest rapper ever, i fear.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

giselle going to the houston rodeo, i got $25 on it.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

connectivity ruined 3 of my fortnite games this morning, i can’t wait to get rid of at&t.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Awaken the oracles. Summon the griots. Time is of the essence. As fate would have it in the midst of some of the most adverse turnoil witnessed as of yet our beloved BHM has found itself in the throws of assembling during a solar alignment. Our powers from the Negro Solstice has tripled. RISE.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

1ST ORDER OF BUSINESS #blackhistorymonth #blacksky

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

anyone got a problem with north carolina’s tabitha brown can go ahead and come through me. i’m right handed.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

this isn’t the outcome that we wanted but it was the journey that brought us together. that’s what matters.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

“the planets are lining up. we’re bringing better days.” - mjj 1988

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

no one told me teezo be singing gospel runs on random rap songs, that’s my favorite thing in the world.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

jimmy carter was 5 years older than martin luther king jr

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

is this a good time to mention that UHC recent denied my meds? i’d like them continually shamed pls, thnx.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

If I send this to you, it means I know who all is gonna be there, so I won't be. I'll be at home, minding my business, 92 percentedly. 🤎 #BlackSky #92percent

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments