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I help software teams navigate capitalism. I help capitalists understand software teams. Highly regulated sectors are my thing. Personal account but also nerd so 🤷‍♀️ 🇬🇧➡️🇵🇹🇪🇺 If I know you professionally and I follow you on here, consider yourself trusted 💖
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Nothing can beat two floppy cats almost drunk off the heat of a fire

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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies

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I don’t know what I’ve done but cooked, fresh chicken we have taken off the bone for them is no longer interesting to the two cats but reheating chicken kebab meat is *very* interesting 🙃

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I didn’t quite get to articulating this mindset until fairly recently. Article: younger adults are choosing not to have children as they feel they can’t afford them. It’s terrible Response: ok can we have careers/jobs that don’t penalise parents New article: young people are selfish

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

So @simon.rolfmore.com a long while back made a puzzle hunt question themed on this film. It was delightful accidentally getting a new generation of people into this film via the question 😁

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Sooooo turns out I was unwell when they covered this, and yes, it's in my Portuguese road code book. I also love that the portuguese for these is "bandas cromáticas" - the uk term is "rumble strips" :D

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Oh wow someone is finally covering this. I am great at making money for companies. I cannot for the life of me “pass” a psychometric test, and I failed various graduate recruitment assessments due to it www.bigissue.com/news/employm...

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Someone made social media methadone arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

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So, during the second covid lockdown, (curfew for me); while doing 14+ hour days… I created this. Now it belongs to you. 😅

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I've had a not great past 18h and oddly the thing that has started to cheer me up is a geo data issue that has placed an very land based building (not a ship) in Null Island: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Is... The little things...

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I just took the best picture of my life

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I’ve realised this morning that pretty much all my late teens / early uni bonding was 70s prog rock albums and b3ta material. Playing spoonguard from a phone while we all now have graying hair and mortgages doesn’t quite land as well, although it is sweet.

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I am never going to be able to drive, am I 😅

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I once met someone I will name Lift Lady. I was in a council building, I politely asked if she wanted to go up or down. “Aww no. I never go down. Life is never down” and she then pressed a lower floor number. I feel the responses to this post depend on whether you have met your own Lift Lady.

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🤖 I. AM. BATHROOM. BOT. 🤖

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London seems to have collectively forgotten that Edmonton had an ikea.

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Just had a very lovely day with some wonderful company in Enfield - even got a roast and cake and custard! Very nice setup for my next week in the uk 😊

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My favourite category of driving test questions are ones I can answer correctly by ensuring I don’t pick what people thought in the 80s.

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After spending more than an hour on the phone with Microsoft Support, I have learned: 1. It is impossible to disable Copilot in OneNote, Excel, PowerPoint, or Windows itself. 2. It will not become possible to do so for another month AT THE EARLIEST. (1/?)

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