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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

submitted 10 days ago • 605 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 10 days ago • 2639 comments

I love this

submitted 15 days ago • 3284 comments

Do Americans want safe food? Which Departments are responsible for food safety? USDA HHS -> FDA and CDC Commerce -> NOAA (fisheries) If one Department is disabled, we don’t have safe food Enjoy your dinner 🍲

submitted 15 days ago • 293 comments

Billie Joe Armstrong voice “not gonna call it the Gulf of America” [power chords]

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

"The best and the worst thing about vaccination is that it 'makes nothing happen.' A child successfully inoculated against measles doesn’t fall sick with that condition, doesn’t miss school, doesn’t go to the hospital. They don’t suffer life-changing complications. They don’t die prematurely."

submitted 17 days ago • 267 comments

If you are a yt person over 50, and you’re about to give your negative opinion of the halftime show, THINK: [T]hings don’t have to be “for you” to be good art. [H]eck, Kendrick has a Pulitzer and [I] don’t think you do so maybe you are [N]ot qualified to speak on the caliber of his art [K]?

submitted 18 days ago • 89 comments

Sometimes when I look at my kids sleeping I say to myself “it’s Iowa” and start tearing up and I think this is proof that a man’s first born daughter really is his son because if I don’t cry just thinking about Field of Dreams I must be dead. 😭

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I had to learn that everything dies the same way I learned everything else. From a Bruce Springsteen song

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

Ok, so they also hated Jon Batiste’s performance of the national anthem. You could understand the words perfectly fine. Not disrespecting the flag at all—to the contrary. Still trying to figure out what the commonality it is. More research needed.

submitted 18 days ago • 136 comments

It warms my heart that the team who won't visit the White House beat the team who kissed his ass.

submitted 18 days ago • 484 comments

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

submitted 18 days ago • 425 comments

The fact that the Eagles’ two rings came from smacking down Brady and Mahomes will feed our families for generations

submitted 18 days ago • 61 comments

Super Bowl lesson: Stopping an arrogant Chief from a third term is probably a good move for America right now.

submitted 18 days ago • 236 comments

yo Philly just move the celebration 150 miles to DC and put an end to this shit

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Good luck, tonight, Philadelphia. And by that, I mean the city. Hope you don't burn yourselves down in celebration.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

If you had told me last week Kenny Pickett would be taking snaps in the Super Bowl….

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Jalen Hurts is too short. Jalen Hurts is too quiet. Jalen Hurts isn’t a leader. Jalen Hurts can’t read defenses. Jalen Hurts can’t make the big throws. Jalen Hurts isn’t elite. Jalen Hurts is just a pretty boy. GUESS WHAT JALEN HURTS IS A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. 🏆👊🏻🦅

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

The Chiefs need to thank Drake for making sure that they weren’t the biggest losers of the night

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass. Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.

submitted 18 days ago • 94 comments

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 18 days ago • 646 comments

📸 NEW: @DrBiden and grandson Hunter, are at the Superbowl cheering on the Eagles!

submitted 18 days ago • 266 comments

I'm saying Go Birds because there's a chance their victory riot turns into a general strike

submitted 18 days ago • 23 comments

I guess the good thing is that Harrison Butker is probably having a terrible night, as he deserves. He'll find a reason to blame women for it anyway though.

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

This is the second most lopsided Superbowl ever and yet it's one of my favorite I've ever watched due to my divisive political prejudices and woke Marxist ideology

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

submitted 18 days ago • 307 comments

Dump left in the 3rd qtr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck you Go Birds bitch 🦅🦅🦅🦅

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

AN ENDORSEMENT FROM A BIGOT IS A GUARANTEED LOSS. Learn from this and move accordingly.

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 18 days ago • 230 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 18 days ago • 119 comments

The Chiefs can still win, if Mike Pence finds the courage.

submitted 18 days ago • 220 comments

Dude the Chiefs were just getting away with it and getting away with it and getting away with it and all of a sudden they are very much NOT

submitted 18 days ago • 48 comments

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

submitted 18 days ago • 156 comments

I think he doesn’t have another round in the chamber and then he brings out Serena, greatest hater ever

submitted 18 days ago • 12 comments

nothing but respect for my president (serena williams)

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

A SERENA WILLIAMS CAMEO. #SuperBowl #SBLIX

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

SERENA FUCKING WILLIAMS

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

He Gets Us yeah fuck off you guys would have hated Jesus

submitted 18 days ago • 21 comments

COOPER DEJEAN 🦅

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot

submitted 18 days ago • 128 comments

NFL media all week: “we don’t favor the chiefs! What an absurd idea!” NFL refs in the first quarter of the Super Bowl: “LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS”

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Oh so the refs aren’t even going to warm up before they start blowing… noted. #gobirds

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 2036: your neuralink chip plays an ad for colloidal silver supplements to fight Horse Flu before pushing you the notification that a fire hurricane could be hitting the United States. You can’t narrow down the impact path until you refill your Trump coin prime wallet. Cats are extinct.

submitted 20 days ago • 75 comments

Philadelphia is a liberal city that is also not afraid to break things. How is it possible to not cheer for the Eagles this weekend? Philly is the energy we need.

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

I think I speak for every living creature on Earth when I say that the Eagles need to win on Sunday for the good of humanity.

submitted 20 days ago • 205 comments