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I am so relieved to see he is alive. He deserves to come home.

FFS I got death threats about making Optimus Prime the wrong kind of truck when I wrote the TRANSFORMERS movie. Do the job or get out of the way.

I have had a Steam Deck in my cart for a year and change at this point, is SteamOS gonna be a thing soon though and should I wait now?

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This is so, so much ick I don't even know where to start

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

I hope my comic book colleagues are taking this seriously with con season ahead of us.

Starting my petition now for Polterpup to be a driver in Mario Kart World

Just recorded a drunk skincare video in which I told @jacquicollins.bsky.social she was a hot Ent and I know she'd carry me to Isengard if I was a hobbit I love my ride or die besties

The FDIC is the entity that guarantees you won’t lose your savings in the event of a major financial collapse like the one that is definitely coming.

All I'm asking is for someone to accidentally lead him over a camouflaged scale at the Kentucky Derby or something

The kid started his very first Breath of the Wild play through (he's almost 6). First shrine and he's demanding the answer 😂 I told him I'd set a timer for 5 minutes for him to try whatever he could think of, and then I would help with clues. Baby's first Zelda 🥹

If someone came to you and said you could remake any game, no limit on budget, what game would it be and how would you remake it Mine is Pigskin Footbrawl and I assure you it would make a billion dollars

two months out from SGF seems like a good time for me to resurrect this one: games journalists: tag a PR person that makes your job easier, with reliably quick/accurate/clear communication. games PR: tag a journalist that makes your job easier, with reliably quick/accurate/clear communication.

Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...

There are likely effective vaccines for major health concerns like Bird Flu, Lyme Disease, and even multiple forms of cancer - just to name a few - but we just lost funding for further study, our entire vaccine advisory group, most drug approval personnel at FDA, and HHS is overseen by antivaxxers…

My son and daughter got social Security payments because their mother died at 35. Jen earned that money and the family needed that little extra boost each month having lost a breadwinner. These people trying to shame recipients are monstrous.

Gonna take this opportunity to say that I can personally deliver no script for as little as 7 million, and I know some other writers who can do it for as little as five million.

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The FDIC leaders need to expressly not let Musk in. Lock the doors. Refuse DOGE entry. DOGE is illegitimate. It has no authority. If Musk et al enter by force, have them arrested. Federal employees and agencies need to STOP COOPERATING with this fascist intimidation.

Holy shit Trump is going to cause a bank panic. This is going to turn the recession into a depression. On purpose.

My latest: This Jimmy Kimmel Graphic Hasn’t Gone Viral Yet, But it Should: Economic data can be best shown in charts, though it’s rare for those charts to become graphics for late night comedy shows…

president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog

oh well in THAT case /s

And after the pause, they'll fluctuate it all again to get even more rich

the thing about this presidency is that there is zero doubt he is letting all his friends and family know before any trade move he makes, which would be in a top 10 presidential scandal of all time, but it doesn't even register with Trump because he does so many crimes & media gives him a pass

The president is literally a man whose main business strategy is shifting personal debt to his companies, fatten his pockets, file bankruptcy, and leave investors holding the bag. Only this time he's doing it to the entire country, and we the people are gonna be left holding the bag

The point here is not that anyone DESERVES to be sent to The Camps, but that totalitarianism works by steadily growing its list of targets, until anyone can be sent to The Camps at any time for any reason