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I had such a vivid dream, I had a baby & it was so normal, even mundane that it felt real and then I woke up, it’s weird but I’ve been missing this baby that was never real

I KNOW Calypso is in the wrong but fuck if all her songs aren’t bangers !! #epicthemusical

I know this is a sad moment for Travis but the duck completely stole the scene #yellowjackets

Travis you cannot just say that Chetney is Orym and Scanlan’s father like that like I need to hear it in canon 😭😭 #criticalrole

Has anyone made like a crossover between “wait for me” from Hadestown and “would you fall in love with me again” from epic the musical using the waiting part? Cuz I need that but I’m not musical enough 😩

I fully know & love that Odysseus wanted away from Calypso in Love In Paradise but there is no way his shoulders weren’t shimming during the song, it’s a certified bop! #epicthemusical

I had a dream last night I had a daughter would we like 6/7 that was obsessed with some horror movie character somehow, she loved horror & would find a way to watch, so all I could do was pre watch to make sure where to cover her eyes & know what she’s watching even tho I hate horror movies 😭

Companies have to stop using ‘birthday cake’ as a flavor, it just means more sugar and sprinkles, which is just colorful sugar

Wow fuck you, it isn’t even actually the 19th yet but way to suck the Orange dick by praising him while he started the ban

While I’ve been sick my husband & I have been quarantining from each other so I keep replaying Would You Fall In Love Again from Epic like we’ve been separated for 20 years & not 5 days and I’ve been waiting 😭😭

Because I’ve had the flu my husband has chosen to sleep downstairs, so after getting in bed I texted him hoping for a yearning type response but this was so much more real and I love him all the more for it

Now on the other side I see like an angry bunny/sheep face…my husband thinks I’m insane

The fact the perfect Jane Austen quote about my marriage comes from the Bennets is is concerning and comforting "You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves." "You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends..."

It went from restless foot symptom to a rhythm…to feeling like demon is trying to take control of my body…I’ll report bsck layer

Maybe it’s the fever but I never gave a fuck about CGI looking real! Like Sonic and Dragons were never meant to look real! They aren’t real and if they are they should come out and show us what they look like so artists can do a better rendering!

Got sick on Monday with a scratchy throat then spent the last 3 days in and out of consciousness only waking up for coughing fits & to my husbands making me eat to finally being on my feet today with no memories of the three days except 2 empty sleeves of saltines & ginger ale

That moment when you can’t remember if you’ve asked someone if they’ve seen/listened to a certain piece of media so you don’t want to ask again incase it seems like you are badger them then they will never try it 😮‍💨

I love Spy x Family because I know eventually Loid will have to ‘leave the mission’ and he thinks it will be easy, he might even be able to walk away at first but that is his family! It will be emotional & heartbreaking but we will get a happy ending with the Forgers!

If you ever need to ask a stranger to take a group photo, always ask a trendy looking teen girl. They will take multiple photos from different angles, pose you, always get the best picture and are so sweet about it.

With my family visiting but #CriticalRole coming back tonight do I stay up late to watch & go to work early or leave work early tomorrow to spend time with family..this shouldn’t be a hard choice right?

Only one the second episode of Squid Game season 2 but I would give me life for the Strawberry hat baby 😭

I made myself an inspirational collage to put in front of my treadmill of Marisha Ray

Like I don’t want my current dnd character to die at all, I adore her she is my heart but I’m so excited for my backup cuz I basically called shotgun on being the unhinged person this time & I have so many plans and she’ll be so cute & funny but I can’t handle my current dying 😭

I swear whenever I look at a timer like on my microwave it is frozen for like 2 seconds, making me unsure if I actually started the time then changes…

I fucking love The Holiday but I watching it now is definitely a different experience because these are two successful, home owning gorgeous women and the only thing they are missing is a man? I fully get the awfulness of loneliness but ladies, you are catches!

Watching the Holiday and Cameron Diaz’s home feels like the cause of millennial gray, even tho we all want Kate Winslet’s cottage

JFC the fact it’s become such an ordeal to find a freaking humidifier! Like it’s a simple thing, yet they all look like PS5s now! We’ve gone through 2 in recent months, one got mold after a month and the other legit started boiling & was too hot to touch!

I feel like all the people who really hate Abigail in #StardewValley got beaten by her in the egg festival at least once 👀

I would love to see others Christmas playlist, like I know there’s a handful of Christmas songs but I would love to know others favorite versions of like Silent Night, Have Yourself a Merry Christmas, Jingle Bells etc 🎄

I thought for a moment one of my teeth was loose and it’s all good but now I’m paranoid I’m in a dream state unable to wake up meaning I’m about to have a night terror

If TikTok actually is going away it’s going to take me a full day to write down all the recipes I have saved 😣

If the Raven Queen lives I need Keyleth to march into the Shadowfell Hadestown style and demand Vax back but for them to get a better ending than Orpheus & Eurydice

The way we would have a true successful DC live action series if they would just hire the people who worked on the animated shows, Batman the animated series, JLU, Static Shock, Teen Titans, etc don’t try to reinvent the wheel, the source is there & that’s what we want

My water bottle opened in my purse 😣😣 im using this as a reason to go in late to work because goddamnit

Do you think Yellowjackets will ever say definitively whether the wilderness supernatural stuff is real or not? Or will we always be left wondering

My gremlin brain wants a Gossip Girl type D&D game 👀

I want to make a book club with my sister in law where I babysit my nieces so she has time to read the books I recommend so I have someone to talk to them about

Odd question but does winking count as blinking in a staring contest, like if i close one eye then open it and close the other eye? Does that still count as a blink if its a wink?

My husband was wearing a blanket and hugged me so it surrounded me and said “there, now you know what it’s like to be enveloped by wings” little does he know I’m going to need that everyday now

For the last time Demetrius, it doesn’t matter if tomato is a fruit or a vegetable, it doesn’t belong in a fruit salad! #Stardewvalley

Now time for my tradition of making dessert and watching the Thanksgiving episodes of Gossip Girl

Am I reaching in thinking the Emerald City Players and their propaganda play during Wicked was a nod to the Ember Island Players in Avatar the Last Airbender?

For the first time I will be going to the movies by myself tomorrow…I have no one near me who wants to see Wicked and I feel like I’ve probably been spoiled in everything but incase there’s anything left I’m going on a solo movie date

I’ve seen people wanting and speculating that they will redo Wizard of Oz now to go with Wicked and I need of just say NO

Playing Karlach’s Origin run and Wyll just got his horns, when I talked to Astarion you can see that he is besotted! “Everything looks good on him doesnt it…that man” his voice is so wistful at the end like he’s just imaging holding onto those horns for stability #bg3

I've had this screensaver from our engagement shoot forever but all of a sudden I see this deer face in it and now I'm worried I'm in a horror movie

The saddest scene in #Yellowjackets is when the team plus Javi were dancing in the cabin because that’s happiness we will ever see them in the series

Told my husband I have two giant melons, without context he just said "yea you do" #stardewvalley