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Mother of Asherah🐻🤱🏽🎀 Sagittarius♐️ 111✨ 30🍷
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My baby jump so hard every time I sneeze or cough. lol I’m so sorry baby 😭

Remember, you are not for everybody.

30, single, and fine??? I’m bout to have me some fun 🤩

Once I lose interest, you will never get me back

“Damn I can’t get a text back”

What do you call a person that’s a good person but not a good person lol? 🤔

Reminder: I love being BLACK…

Lasagna slander? I knew yall fams couldn't cook but WOW. Lasagna?!

Okay, so my daughter first birthday fall on a Monday. Should we celebrate the weekend before her birthday or the weekend after? 🤔

Over it ! 😒

Just came to say Kendrick showed his asssss last night 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Macaroni

Do y’all use the Journal app on y’all phone? 🤔

As a kids cartoon why are you sampling songs like Lovers & Friends and Throat Baby ????? Ummm no thank you jools tv 🫤it’s not cute

Cherry XXL is DISGUSTING

Being a parent is crazy. A year ago, I could look at the time and be like it’s early. It is indeed not early right now no more💀💀

Somebody said “ Just punched a MF with both hands at the same time I’m not playing this year ” and I’m screamingggggggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cause no fr dawg 💀💀

Traveling with a heavy ass baby by plane is not for the weak!! 😮‍💨

Christmas songs be so beautiful man… very much like gospel 🤍🥹

Squabble up !

This is for the niggas, strictly for the niggas. This is for the niggas, the real niggas.

I just think I’m so gorgeous

I’m in the 30 club now 😉

This is TOUGH

Just staring at my baby as she sleep, thinking I don’t need nothing more in life. The greatest gift of all 🩷 God did his big one when He gave her to me 😪🥰 Happy Birthday to meeee 🥳

Idk why my daughter think it’s time to play but I wanna go to sleep. I wanna cry so bad 😔

Hell no

This why y'all single

Screaming 😭😭😭

If this is seriously part of your dating criteria, we are cooked as a society

Writing is an act of rebellion. Writing is an act of creation. Writing is an act of salvation. Writing is an act of exploration. Writing is an act of emotion. Writing is an act of confession. Writing is an act of speculation. Writing is an act of reflection. Keep writing.

The most weirdest shit ever

The fact that me, my daughter and her daddy is the top three is insane 🤣

Mfs hyped tf out of Carry On 😒

My daughter killing me wanna do all this moving but can’t even crawl yet 😮‍💨

When we get to Florida, I’m definitely finna have my granny give me the rundown on how to play the lottery 🤣😮‍💨

No fr. It’s not even a good look 🥴

Man, that’s why I haven’t been on here 😂

2 more days of work, then me and my baby off to Florida for Christmas 🙌🏽

…it’s giving, hair, face, ass, titties…

2 under 2 is CRAZY WORK

Referring to somebody as big crocs is fucking hilarious 💀💀💀💀💀

One of my patients just said you have the looks of a movie star, what are you doing here? 😂😂🥰🥰🥰