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Right now Andrew Cuomo is at home crying like a little girl!

"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"

the results from the ny mayoral primary leave democrats facing a brutal choice: moving forward, can they swallow pride and have bill clinton endorse the candidate they are trying to sabotage?

call me andrew cuomo that way. uhhhhh. the way i, . actually please do not call me andrew cuomo i have never done any of those things

guess hes gonna get andrew Fomo during the actual election

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

getting an orchiectomy from a spiritual healer call that a psy op

This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen

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who would win fat zohran or jd vance or the christian baby

My cat at 4:55 a.m.:

well yeah, they like bombing iran. they've wanted to bomb iran longer than some voters have been alive. of course they're not going to impeach him for THAT

Stock videos of people eating in reverse

bro in the group chat just called the Wolf Cut "my favorite red flag"

I like how he uses the same helpless but authoritative tone I use to try and stop the cat from vommiting on the rug

one revision class to go 😬

anyone want to guess the show

i am instituting "the alphabet rule". do not argue with accounts who have less than 26 followers

rand al'thor gets polyamory explained to him by the aiel one time and immediately starts hooking up with lanfear again without telling his girlfriend about it first. what im saying is he would've had five thousand followers on early bluesky and no good posts

evil evanescence on dr phil be like...... wake me up OUTside how bout dat

norman wheatus death standing 2

all of Celine Song's work about love becomes insanely funny when you remember her husband is the Potion Seller guy

If there’s anything to be gleaned from the top 10 films of the 21st Century trend, it’s that LAKE MUNGO being excluded from contention is just the latest example of the continued delegitimization of the NYT.

samurai manual for insane transsexuals, call that the fagakure

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The Sisters Who Stepped Up (To Your Downfall)