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Marvel Rivals is crazy. Servers were down for a few ours? Our bad, here's $2 worth of premium currency. WHAT OTHER GAME DOES THAT THAT'S SO COOL. #marvelrivals

Five things I achieved last week: - Naps - Snoozes - Resting my eyes - Dozing - Writing this list

don’t forget to charge your vibrators

I have a billion followers now... will they like my posts?? we will see

My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted

. The world is a cesspool full of worthless imbeciles, and I am essentially miserable most of the time. However, there is no shortage of potatoes, so I have decided to stick around.

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

i dropped my phone it's that slick

Golden oldie! Green Day’s “Dookie” is 50 years old today!

“Male socialization” “female socialization” WRONG! RAT ATTACK 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀

Brainstorming ways to **** **** **** and ****** *****

I'm going to do this, starting today. Tentative death date: April 3rd, 2025. It's been a good run guys, but I really want to learn about ninjas

Wait a minute, we grew up saturated in American GI Joe hero stories, self-glorifying hollywood civil rights movies and when the bad guy finally tries to destroy America…. Nothing?

schizoposting for today... how many butterflies does it take to uproot systemic goofiness

Just wait until I have 30 Million NOTORIOUS followers. There will be at LEAST one more dolphin. Maybe two

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

the internet is a weird combination of interaction and isolation. what will this mean for the trout population #trout #troutpopulation #notorious I can hide genuine thought and pleas for help with schizo posting, right? #trout #schizo #help

how in god's name do you use hashtags. genuine question #hashtag #help #whatarethesefor #notorious

everyone is NOTORIOUS, but some in a bad way. INNOTORIOUS, as I like to call it

everyone is FLOCKING to bluesky, like a BIRD. what will this mean for the trout population, only time can tell

Actively working on this with @govgretchenwhitmer.bsky.social. We talked about renaming the state to Bieber as well. We have no control over ontario. One day...

Two can play at that game

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

He was karate-chopping the neck of a transgender ghost. Calm down everyone.

just left UNNOTORIOUS twitter. yeah its called twitter suck my schnitzel. love you all my notorious fans

Apple Macintosh made in #picoCAD #lowpoly #pixelart #3D #pico8 #apple #mac

OOPS! all company follows :) at least one of them ist deutsch! Ich bin deutsch lerne! I'd love to interact with das deutsche volk :)

How do I balance schizoposting with genuine, meaningful interaction with the internet? Would you guys (my 0 followers) be okay with me being unhinged most of the time but posting something real, and heartfelt sometimes? lemme know.

notorious archives #4. warning, this goes hard.

I need someone who understands my,,,, notorious genius. the greatness of my posts

Notorious archives #3

Notorious archives #2

third notorious post: herr mario ist sehr gut

Can we bring this back

SECOND NOTORIOUS POST: couple inches to the right

first NOTORIOUS post