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Well I guess it’s my turn for food poisoning

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The memes you send the friend who never responds is keeping them alive. Trust

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Finally had a chill day and my brain took as a cue to stop working

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A dating app for millennials called “cringe”

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btw one thing I learned at the training i went to this weekend is that bc ICE isn't allowed anywhere in a business that a customer wouldn't be allowed, an employees only sign on a door is enough to cause them to need a warrant. "closed for a private event" guarantees the same

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Stopped drinking 10 years ago today. Didn't have a problem but I think that's a really good streak and I don't regret it one bit.

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It’s nice dating a fellow non-drinker especially when I was still new to being alcohol free. It was a real weight lifted knowing I wouldn’t be pressured or tempted and we could find new things to do that aren’t bars

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Please stop it

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happy birthday to @papapishu.bsky.social who I just discovered shares a bday with Chris Barnes one of my favorite bowlers of all time. Happy birthday to both chris’s

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It’s ok to like bad movies if you know they’re bad

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We need more theme parties without any major reason. I want to have a hobbit party with hobbit themed food, a fancy tea party, black tie, just an excuse to be weird and dress up

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I’ve always loved @mkupperman.bsky.social work and now we have some of our own

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Thank you to @mkupperman.bsky.social for this wonderful birthday gift.

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Happy with my cake

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So, I made a huge cake for Chris’s bday and as I was placing the final touches on it it fell apart and became unsalvageable. After a minor breakdown, I mashed up the entire cake and made cake pops. Not a complete tragedy

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What I learned from my first headphone convention is that audio fidelity really caps at a certain price point and then it’s generally about the mechanics and luxury additions

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Having a blast

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Made it to the nerd convention

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I’m partially afraid to go off of birth control because it can be a nice excuse like “Sorry I’ve been crazy lately my birth control is making me emotional” now it’s “sorry I’ve been crazy lately it’s just that I’m crazy”

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SEVERANCE

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For my music theater people who like songs that aren’t in musical theater but should be youtu.be/Xy2YOL8wdBA?...

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They ask “would you date the male version of yourself” and here’s the thing, he would be a great boyfriend but no because he is absolutely gay

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It doesn’t look like much but I made fondant from scratch and these are gonna be little mushrooms sitting in a field of grass made of icing when it’s done. Making Chris’s bday cake

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Get ready

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2025 is starting off strong. Losing my job may have been the best thing to ever happen to me

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Give me a little cottage to bake in and plant flowers around. I will treat her right. I’ll give her the life she deserves.

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I once lost a really important follower because after I went to the celebration when Biden was elected I tweeted “impeach Biden”

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Flow should have been a video game

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The movie Flow: Normal normal normal normal WHAT normal normal normal

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Volunteering myself to become the deciding critic on the what movies are and are not art

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Neighbor came by for a chat

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I talked to @dhm.bsky.social and @papapishu.bsky.social about the principles and practice of preserving both important and less-important video, and one of my favorite weird American performers, Ricky Jay. defector.com/someone-has-...

submitted 11 days ago • 24 comments

I made beignets by accident

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We’re at @wonderville.nyc for launch of @nathangrayson.bsky.social ‘s new book with @papapishu.bsky.social, @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social, and Simone!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Making progress on this goal

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