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NO 👏 LGB 👏 WITHOUT 👏 T 👏

I will tell my kids she was Evelyn Hugo

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

Miniature of the Presentation in the Temple, preceding the benediction for the Feast of the Purification of the Virgin, also known as Candlemas (2nd February) BL Add 49598; Benedictional of Æthelwold; 963 CE-984 CE; England, S.; f.34v

Pass it on. Text your friends, family, and neighbors.

Fact: by replacing your morning coffee with Green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

i love when people hold cats like they're shotguns

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Getting eaten by a cephalopod is very SciFi.

I don't drink, but for those of you nursing hangovers this morning, you might like to know that 'hair of the dog' is first attested as a hangover cure in the religious tablets of Ugarit, c. 1200 BCE.

Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.

Monkey figured out her puzzle 😭🥹

We were robbed of having an actual President and many chose a criminal piece of shit instead of her. It’ll continue breaking my heart for a long time.

Stop👏streaming👏stolen👏versions👏when👏Taylor’s👏Version👏exists👏

karma takes all my [embroideries] to the summit

singing Christmas songs in the car this morning and my kid tried to teach me the “like a lightbulb” version of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

QUEEN

No I have not watched this 5x why do you ask?

Are we sure Luigi Mangione isn’t being framed by Waluigi?

Idk why sundried tomatoes went out of fashion. They slap

Folklore Advent Calendar Day 9! Looking for a ridiculously dangerous Christmas game? Why not try Snapdragon? Simply put some raisins on a plate, cover them in brandy and set it alight. Then snatch and eat the raisins while they are still on fire. (Please do not try this at home)

do we know if that friendship bracelet ever got to the roomba operator

Is Jason in mourning like the rest of us?

BREAKING: Tim Walz's daughter Hope says that her "red flag" for dating a man is if he listens to Joe Rogan because it means he "probably isn’t a great person" and his "values" won't "align" with hers. This rule has "never failed" her and her friends. Like and share if you love this rule!

After 3 years of failed infertility treatments out the wazoo, I might actually be pregnant… and we did it ourselves… I’ll know definitively tomorrow. Holy shit I am vibrating

now I’m down bad crying at the stream :(

and it comes with your choice of a Diet Coke or iced coffee 😍

you know what.. hell yeah

give me coffee for the things i can change and a flamethrower for the things i cannot. amen.

For $16, can I have a no stage view seat inside the roomba?

Honestly pretty ballsy of Taylor Swift to finish off the biggest tour ever by toppling the Assad regime

what if we never got those final two 1989 combos because she simply doesn’t like green lol

I don’t think we appreciate enough how absolutely insane it is that taylor is still on tour when the MOVIE FOR THE SAME TOUR came out over a year ago like what??? who does that???

and lemme be real clear- i live for nonsense

skyline is freaking out over santa and buddy the elf backstage meanwhile it’s probably crew antics that will leave unanswered questions for swifties everywhere just like that giant monkey stuffy

"Can you perform under pressure?" No, but I can sing shake it off

South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator. The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.