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megalovania

so stupid...

A youth cooking course called Teenage Basteland

I used to be really good at being a big jerk, but I’m better now. Guess you could say I’m a pro lapsed asshole

My child rn "if I werent poor I would give all my money the poor"

Smalltalk at the doctor might be the pinnacle of awkwardness. “Why yes, the Super Bowl was great! I really enjoyed the halftime show and the nuance of the performance. Now I need you to look at my butthole”.

all I can think about is donald trump seeing this live

ice cream is easier to eat if you microwave the spoon first

Someone who doesn't really do labels: "I don't really do labels"

who got nudycat naked?

bone yard

I hate it when my friends are mean to themselves about their appearance. Be nice to my friend. Someone I care about lives in that body and I simply demand you be nice to it.

I am afraid of donald trump

Bird flu? Likely thing for a bird to do

Getting "-Did 9/11" tattooed beside my pubes

millennial jargon

the author doesn't fuck lol

who coined the term coined the term

this is literally something that would happen I'm so serious

I love FCF!

we are doing way too much here

they call me sharp chedda