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Perpetual Blacklist Fiver. Stuck on Act 1 of my profile description.
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Pro #Writing Tip: Don't not avoid doing things you're told you shouldn't not do. #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Pro #Writing Tip: If you want producers to not be able to put down your script, use Dermabond instead of super glue. It's stronger 👍 #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Pro #Writing Tip: enter late, and leave early. Don't apply this just to your scripts, apply this to your general meetings as well. Producers will respect your dedication to the craft. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #WritingCommunity

Wrote this line as a joke, now I can't tell if it's actually decent. What say you, #scriptsky? The average sex therapist would sooner have you gargle salty cum for canker sores than salty water. #writing #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #WritingCommunity

And on the seventh day, there was a seventh page. #seventhpagesunday Even during the apocalypse, one brave soul kept a Whataburger in operation 🙏 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Every time I feel down about my #writing, I take solace in the fact that I'm fucking stupid. If I can write as well as I do while being a bumbling idiot, is that not all the more impressive? #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #books #booksky #screenwriting

Can I make watching paint dry exciting? #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

#TussleTuesday Wrote this a couple years ago. Superhero pilot spec. Will either really land, or REALLY not. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

New high-concept #film idea: the engineer who decided where you could access Honda Civics' driver side turn signal bulb is burned alive for eternity. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity #movie

The only #writing partner I need. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity #pets

Apparently, a few people have taken exception to my use of the phrase lily-livered lords, and think I ought to use the word cowardly instead. To them I say: shut the hell up. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Feeling Jaded #funpagefriday #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting

Title: Unstuck Format: Animated Feature Logline: After a beloved family car is stolen, its loyal bumper stickers set off on a perilous journey across highways, junkyards, and big-city traffic to find their way back to their rightful home. #LoglineMonday #writing #scriptsky #screenwriting

New movie idea: Swapping Serbians. Nikola Jokic and Nikola Jovic swap places. That's it, that's the schtick. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting

#Scriptsky: still wondering what the market is for writers who can knock out a great 10-15 first pages of a script, then shits the bed on plot. #writing #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

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I think we should normalize giving in-script instructions to choreographers. Teach your superheroes to punch a heavybag properly, please 🤦 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting #boxing #mcu #marvel #dc

Pro #Writing Tip: if you're having trouble staring at the blank page, just start typing by typing one word: the chemical name for the protein titin. 189k words, there's your novel. #scriptsky #writing #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

I haven't posted in three days. So, here. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting

Does YOUR screenplay have karate forces ghosts? If not, what're you even doing? 🥋 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting #starwars

I can't tell if me thinking it'd be funny to have a character mistake the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell makes me a genius writer or a terrible one.. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #writers

#Writers: you can't just have your Chosen One going around causing chaos and going unchecked. You must follow the proper procedures as set forth by the Department of Prophetic Affairs (DPA) in the MCOR. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg