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Reader(sort of), Fan of low-fi music, and a professional cynic
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A Higgs-Boson particle arrives in a catholic church. Father: "Is it appropriate for you to be here, given that your nickname is the God Particle?" Higgs-Boson: "Why not? You couldn't have mass without me"

submitted 150 days ago • 3 comments

A few of my favorites from the past few weeks of #photography 📷

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

ME: I think I’m falling in love with you. BARISTA: You’re just saying that because I serve you coffee. ME: I was talking to the coffee.

submitted 245 days ago • 10 comments

Rebel Moon on Netflix: Colony spends time gathering grain for survival Bad guys come to take grain, gives deadline of return Colony goes out to find warriors to fight bad guys instead of collecting grain for bad guys It’s A Bug’s Life, the remake

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments

“Muskurahat dekh kar unki ham hosh gawa baithe, Ham hosh mein aane ko thay, wo phir muskura baithe”.

submitted 646 days ago • 1 comment

"Four years of nerding out, late-night brain rot, and making awesome friends!"

submitted 245 days ago • 0 comments

Dreaming of saying "Trust me, I'm an engineer. If I can't fix it, its not broken" after 4 years 😊✌🏼

submitted 245 days ago • 0 comments

Guy goes to doctor. Says he's anxious. Says every time he sneezes, he glimpses himself pierced by thousands of writhing tendrils, suspended high in the darkness above a pit full of blurry yet insectile activity. Says this life, it seems like an illusion. Doctor makes a clicking noise.

submitted 247 days ago • 1 comment