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🥯 A simple bagel 📍 Twin Cities / Howl’s Moving Castle 🐸 Keroppi stan
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My brain: capable of many things, sometimes at once. Also my brain the week before my period: (haunted spooky house noises)

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Laughing at myself bc my psych was like well you’re not autistic, you just have extremely strong anxiety and you’re intelligent and process things extremely fast so your brain has no choice but to be this way 😭🤣

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Mood

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Food influencers crack me up bc they’re like “come with me to this hidden pizza place in St. Paul” and its cosetta’s lmfao.

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Just got a petition for cert to my personal gmail for a work thing so basically everyone can go to hell.

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Tbh I don’t need social media as long as I can text my best friend my stream of consciousness

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I can't take a selfie without it looking like an autopsy photo.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My dad brought me home some K. minamoto mochi that tastes like grapes and I’ve never tasted anything so GRAPE.

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Exactly

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People that sleep with their insulin pumps just attached to them by the tubing and nothing else are unhinged?

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The accents on this season on LIB are soooooo Minnesotan.

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There’s a hot guy at the restaurant w a girlfriend and it’s not me. Don’t text!

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Still not over that the entire spa at encore is covered in hand painted wallpaper

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I got a whole new thing of makeup so life is worth living again!!!

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Trying a new nail salon today so please pray for me. I really can’t be bothered to drive as far as I do to my old salon (I’ll probs end up going back).

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Gladiator 2 was fun just because Denzel was having such a great time being messy on screen in his robes! Great gowns, beautiful gowns!

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And on another note, the CLR bathroom cleaner and my new spin brush combo? My shower has never been so cleeeeeean.

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Forgot to mention (to nobody) that I finished the switch Pokemon snap main storyline finally and also finished assassin’s creed origins. Currently level 50 of supermarket simulator 💅🏼

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Oh no, I can’t log in to the 4 hours teams meeting on this here Friday afternoon and the meeting host probs hasn’t seen my help request email! Whatever will I dooooo

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s vibe

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When you are your own aesthetic

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Can’t wait to lay in a dark room with a heat lamp and needles stuck into meeee

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You can’t just let anyone take your pics omfg

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Might fuck around and pop out at Carbone soon.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Playing valorant for the first time in MONTHS. Forgot what my key was for jumping and died but why is it my mouse thumb button lmao crackhead behavior.

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Last night I had a low so low my ankles were in a cold sweat lmao

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This was in the boomer lounge bathroom 🎷

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Had a cutesy time and made myself cookies 🙂‍↕️

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This weekend I went to a free soup stroll where like a bunch of businesses in the neighborhood gave out free soup samples so I just walked around eating soup as my activity for several hours. 10/10.

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A haircut does work on me unfort…

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Busy watching Anthony parallel park next to a puddle of blood on the New Jersey sidewalk.

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I have so many selfies in the mirror of plane bathrooms bc they insist on putting an eye level mirror opposite the toilet every time.

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The only airport lounge that’s ever been worth it is the one in the Dominican bc they have a pool.

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Just saw an ad for these scissors you use to put sports bra pads back in the pocket and like…maybe we just sew them in?????????

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The strongest memory I have from law school is Mikey saying pope pius was a see you next Tuesday lmao

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Today in therapy I was discussing being single and stuff and appreciating the little things I can do as a single person more. Like I’d rather be noodling on spending $6k for delta one tickets to Korea than thinking about my worthless partner who hates me lmao. Better problem to have imo.

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My kind of carrying on

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