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Ready for another nap and something to eat. My body def knows it’s 5am Eastern

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There was a certain group of ppl who thought this had to do with Drake 😐

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

🔥 CROCKETT: “Facts matter.”

submitted 1 day ago • 758 comments

why do you think he keeps that toddler on his hip at all times?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

these women have all the smoke in the world when they can't find a candle down to the bath and body works semi-annual sale, or when it comes to banning books, or when it comes to calling the cops on kids selling lemonade without a license... but they can't mobilize for good?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

That cabinet meeting is more evidence that Elon bought the election and I wish there were someone that would do something about it. He paid to be in that room and we have a soulless, immoral, traitorous, pos who has sold out the entire country.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Girl I been telling them

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 5 days ago • 2211 comments

Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

submitted 2 days ago • 327 comments

this is absolutely unhinged.

submitted 2 days ago • 132 comments

The other thing I realized is that we're never getting a voice like Luthers again, gotdamn. His voice was beyond incredible.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I may be crazy but I’m not “talk to a man in prison” crazy

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Peanut M&M’s are the superior M&M.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Oh the economic numbers are gonna be *bad* bad.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

good. more repercussions for people who do nazi salutes in public, please.

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

Republicans hit the road thinking they were gonna get rounds of applause and ticker tape parades and im glad it’s going poorly

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna go to the Dubai Gardens today but it’s a bit cloudy. Idk if that’s good or bad to walk around outside. Decisions, decisions. We go to the desert late this afternoon so I have nothing to do until then. Very possible I may end up at a mall lolol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Their arguments are probably smirk offs.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne."

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

The taxi driver asked me where I was from and I said the US and he said wow I thought you were from another country. Don’t know if that’s a compliment but I’ll go with it

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Good Evening from Dubai!! Can you see the Burj Khalifa in the first pic?! I’ve been flying for 24 hours get me to my hotel fast!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

All of them

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

murc’s law that has a lot of Black people in a chokehold; especially the ones that sat out/went third party.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Not Luigi got the ankles out!

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I have slept 7 of the last 10 hours on this plane over a few long naps and we still got 3 hours to go. Based on the map, we are over Egypt but we are reaching “are we there yet? Are we there yet?” hours for me lol

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My internal system of “if I can lift it, it’s under 50 pounds” worked again at the airport. 43 pounds!!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a movement of losers. A lot of these helicopter parented teenagers and young adults are losers.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Pilots striking isn’t new

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It’s only right for him to be on the first flight to Mars. It’s his baby.

submitted 6 days ago • 524 comments

US stocks post worst slide in two months on gloomy economic data https://www.ft.com/content/2dfe3eb9-4805-454a-90db-be01c3c23672

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

Please don’t take nudes on your work device. - an HR Director who just had to sift through hella photos and videos 🫠

submitted 6 days ago • 38 comments

And that "coexist" sticker ain't fooling anyone, we know the driver is a fascist.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

You know the Capitol Police were just waiting for him to do ANYTHING that they could use to arrest him, and you'd think that he would have known too.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

That Gabby Petito doc. Girl. Her parents deserve to put hands and feet on Brian Laundrie’s parents. What terrible ppl.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is a pivotal moment for AI in government. How it is deployed makes all the difference. Some things we just won’t be able to unwind for generations. www.axios.com/pro/tech-pol...

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I have thoughts but can’t say

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Aaron Parnas with some disturbing news.

submitted 7 days ago • 23 comments

What my mom do to you? Lol

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Michelle Pfeiffer for YSL, Spring 2025

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

After I had to explain that becoming a federal food safety inspector requires education and on the job training, it became incredibly clear that people have no idea how much time federal employees spend preventing mass deaths

submitted 7 days ago • 18 comments

Wrong federal employees they're mad at....

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

All of a sudden they’d wanna discuss regulations and gun control

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I'm sure he's wearing blackout shades for normal reasons.

submitted 7 days ago • 722 comments