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I made Severance memes

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

when i start to get the sub swoons for someone hot, respectful, and funny

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

submitted 14 days ago • 99 comments

this is for 4 people

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

the tumblr girlies have given christianity the virgin suicides aesthetic … am i living?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

RIP David Lynch, you would’ve loved hoes doing shoots in your honor 🐇❤️‍🔥

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Sexy time doesn’t need to be a hassle.

submitted 18 days ago • 209 comments

Aldi has 25 cent avocados if you want to make a big guac for the game tomorrow or fill an inflatable pool in the living room with it tonight for your Key Party

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

being my friend is a special curse

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

While everyone's distracted at the orgy, I go around and turn off motion smoothing on all the TVs.

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

me making memes about holding it while he pees while the nation burns

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

when i start making piss kink and foot fetish jokes in mixed company

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

submitted 29 days ago • 230 comments

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

submitted 29 days ago • 1030 comments

Like my home office, I do excel in debasement.

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

it puts the lotion on the skin, and then does it again bc it loves it's skincare routine

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

me and the group chat judging your unsolicited ‘u up’ text

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

“It’s an unfair comparison, but the core tension between these films is the question of whether a real-world depiction of kink can ever hold a candle to a metaphorical, Rorschach test of a monster-fucking horror story.” open.substack.com/pub/askasub/...

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

tonight i took a cozy nap in a screening of nosferatu what does this say about my nervous system

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love getting instagram ads for articles i’ve tried to read but are behind a paywall. capitalism working great no notes

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

why aren’t people pronouncing the ‘th’ in ‘aesthetic’ anymore? i hate it

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t believe in “political cowardice” — no matter what they claim or what you want to believe about them, politicians are doing what they want to do. They’re not afraid to do the right thing, they’re assholes.

submitted 40 days ago • 12 comments

Bookmarking this for the next time someone tells me trans activism in the US is too confrontational

submitted 40 days ago • 40 comments

My favorite part of Star Wars is when the angry guy was like "call me daddy"

submitted 40 days ago • 9 comments

beauty standards are out of control bc i recently investigated getting lip filler before it even occurred to me to just wear lipstick

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 45 days ago • 88 comments

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

submitted 45 days ago • 699 comments

“if you get a tattoo you’ll have to live with it for the rest of your life” you literally don’t. i have fewer than 10 and there are some i straight up forget about for 6-8 months at a time

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

idk how to put this but i’m seeing my timelines clogged with surprise at evil fucks acting like evil fucks and it’s making me feel insane. what can we do? what can we build? what can we prepare so the next time we’re not shocked?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not a pervert but sometimes I talk dirty to the ketchup bottle when I spank it’s lil bottom

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

don’t you wish you could use the location tracker to assess your partner’s emotions as well

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

cock and ball torture is me not getting enough cock and balls

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