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Frosty the snowman is statistically the most dangerous Christmas song and that is just insane to me

Well got pretty close and then I forgot

Accidentally bought 100 dollars worth of clif bars tonight oopsies

Day 2✅

This mf

THM Advent of Cyber Day 1✅

god bless jayden daniels bro is carrying my fantasy team rn

Gn

WHOA BLACK BETTY

I can’t believe we have to say this again, but please do NOT bathe in the vat of thousand island dressing at the salad bar.

Pepper spraying the players??

Eating one cactus blossom from Texas Roadhouse satisfies your daily caloric intake. Should I go for it?

Gn. Brain worked out (43 animals), time for bed

Harrowing photograph captures Grimace moments before he was assassinated during the 2024 Thanksgiving day Parade

50 reps of “pass the cornbread” to start the day

Gn make sure you leave various seeds, berries, and insects out for when the turkey climbs down the chimney

call my dick chutney cuz bitches be naan on it

Mom made a list of things to bring to thanksgiving and the first thing on the list is “the dog” like we’re gonna eat her or something

MUSTARDDDDD

striving to be like the guy who speedruns pointless tasks in excel

there's gotta be a very high chance of a cyberattack within the next 3 days to screw over infosec workers during the holiday

HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY AND IS TRYNA LEAVE!

Unfortunately

last night we let the black mold talk

Asking the important questions

Just finished 10 minutes of work time for three hours of youtube

I’m not a big support of Christmas before thanksgiving but I think I need this

😁

aight we back just had 2 lock in for a sec how we feelin

Gn

Could really go for some of those soft cookies with frosting that make you feel like you’re gonna suffocate rn

Anytime I have to blow my nose I convince myself I’m sick and take the day off

Chasing the feeling of a 2016 summer night yet again

Feels like a number 6 kinda day