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…why would I want to go on a journey that’s mid?

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political post aaaaaaaaa until proven otherwise i will assume that gop politicians do not sleep ever and that is why they have single-digit IQs

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gosh dang it to heck! it’s the

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Office Lady Cynthia

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i'm little but my swag heavy

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taco tuesday! i might just go get tacos for my first meal of the day (i’ve been up for 4 hours)

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I hate it when people try to appear intelligent by talking about Picasso when they’ve probably never even heard one of his symphonies.

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y’all chose engineering for the money. i chose it cuz the engineering tassel at graduation was orange

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women with swords read this post if you agree

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why didn’t they just skip the number 13 like elevators do in the hit film 13 reasons why

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why is it counterclockwise and not clockfoolish

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“apex” would be a bad name for a racing team cuz then “hit the apex” would have two meanings

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@damonreece.com colorado jumpscare (but also frick aurora all my homies hate aurora)

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That sense of mild disorientation you feel when a song you’ve heard hundreds of times on a mixtape you made is played on the radio, and isn’t immediately followed by the song you were expecting.

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They preach “love thy neighbor” on Sunday, then vote to deny that neighbor dignity on Monday. Worship the Prince of Peace while cheering for war. Say “God is love,” but weaponize faith. For too many, it’s not about living the teachings, it’s about using the language to justify power and control.

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that awkward moment when you discover a blood stain on the inside of your shirt

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Say what you will about Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov but he nailed it when he named Flight of the Bumblebee. That shit really does sound like a bumblebee flying

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hey it’s me the letter i i am looking for a lamp

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just watched the og lilo and stitch for the first time ever ask me anything

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One of my favorite type of posters is person who commonly opens with like, “My opinions have been known to Piss People Off” like they’re some kinda rockstar iconoclast & then all of their posts are inevitably “I Process The World Around Me Uncritically I Savor The Boot Deal With It!” every damn time

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screw july fourth all my homies hate july fourth we celebrate taylor swift independence day instead

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I think one important thing some folks have neglected is that you don't have to agree with people that you respect every time. If you see someone disagreeing with you on a non-vital matter as a threat, you're honestly speaking volumes about your insecurities. (Again, on non-vital matters)

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best reaction i've yet seen to someone blasting unwanted music from their phone on the subway: a bunch of teens shouting endless requests.

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bad destiny names: johnny (aDep) johnny (adept)

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this is like the time i got a new label maker

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i’m bringing back taco tuesday and i will try to loudly celebrate it every tuesday

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does anyone even eat cashews anymore. hasn't everyone moved on to creditshews or venmoshews

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updating the examples with possessives cuz why not: • the(y|m|irs) • (she|hers?) • h(e|im|is) … etc

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my hypothetical girlfriend is very possessive. hers pronouns are hers/hers

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oh this also applies to standing on wheeled chairs. either lock in with ur balance, or intentionally bias the chair to rolling a certain direction so that if/when it does roll u already know what direction it’s gonna go

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security team at my work sent me the final boss of simulated phishing emails today. let the record show i passed with flying colors

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okay this is decidedly very epic™

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Guys i’m sorry i don’t talk to people im shy and dumb

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my biggest red flag is i crop memes terribly on purpose to speed up data degradation

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i am honor-bound to always pronounce zumiez as “zoo-me-ezz”

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A chessboard, only it’s the ground floor of my house. Two players, only it’s not Fischer and Spassky. A strategy, only it’s not the Queen’s Gambit. Checkmate, only it’s my dog trapped under the kitchen table by the Roomba.

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Looking for a safe space? Have a look over here〜! No drama, no politics, Clean and wholesome! Gaming, drawing, 3D modeling, visual coding... Philosophy, animation, graphic design... Surely there's somethin' here for you! 🧡 If not, maybe come listen to why I think all this stuff's so cool!

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ok i'm up but you CANNOT make me be at em

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hey skeeters. just a reminder that only bad things happen to x and only good things happen to twitter eg: x is down x is a broken useless slow buggy platform x is dying a slow, painful, self-inflicted death vs twitter never dies

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everything i've learned about MrBeast i've learned against my will

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my views on stuff - i like all the good stuff - i hate all the bad stuff - i like that one thing that’s actually good but everyone still thinks is bad - i hate that one thing that’s actually bad but everyone still thinks is good wow i am so good at this

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