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Preschool teacher that knows everything according to his students.
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And when he's Mayor, we'll be on his ass and he'll expect us to be. Get ready.

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

"While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what 'en penischock' translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that 'Robinsons penis hängd ute.'" defector.com/hurdler-wins...

submitted 23 hours ago • 58 comments

OMG

submitted 21 hours ago • 13 comments

He knows vm.tiktok.com/ZMSuE281F/

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

Trump is screwing up people’s vacations

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

i am BEGGING you before you pop off about paywalls to go to your local library's website and scroll through their digital resources. mine gives me access to NYT, WSJ, WaPo and if its linked with PressReader or a similar app, all the news magazines, sports, fashion, hobby etc. FOR FREE.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

just say no to cable news

submitted 3 days ago • 70 comments

I had dinner plans tonight but now I will be staying in and ordering Thai food. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

an easy disguise: all you’d need are some black masks

submitted 4 days ago • 1289 comments

Approaching a priest and seeking absolution in the bathroom cuz you feel bad about doing a fascism is wild

submitted 4 days ago • 77 comments

White people need to devote more time to shaming each other. Remind your sister that her political choices produce tangible harm, making her a bad person. Let her know that no amount of deflection can change the fact that her soul is rotting inside her chest, desperate for a less bile-filled cavity.

submitted 5 days ago • 91 comments

✊🏻

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment