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>INVENTORY You are carrying cup of coffee, tiny dog, stack of books, way too much information about hollow earth theory sidhe/hrrr

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Flannel Crevasse

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Am reading a book with an unlikable protagonist and I have to admit, I, like, like my characters likable. Not unflawed. They can be deeply flawed. Just not misanthropic.

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Maybe I should put it back?

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I found it! I found Nature’s butthole!

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Rhode Island is a beautiful melting pot where people from all over the world become Italian

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Saw a dog figurine at the antique store the other week and I can’t stop thinking about it. Maybe it’s cursed? I must have it.

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If by "temple" you mean a crumbling altar to a forgotten, cyclopean cephalopod, then yes my body is one of those

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Had to say goodbye to my buddycat Scout last night. He was a very good boy.

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work in progress Sæhrímnir is the name of the boar that gets killed and eaten every night in Valhalla.

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Taxhisass Chainsaw Massacre

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Contemplating the gross onomatopoeia of the word “smear.”

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I have been casting and scouring in a beastly manner since we rounded the Horn and now I must use a rusty adze to wrest bewormed rye flour from a reasty hogshead deep in the wretched bowels of this godforsaken vessel bound for I know not where. Anyhoo, here’s Wonderwall

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In these unpredictable times I really should save my mone—

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Trying to avoid working by quantifying my genre consumption so far this year. Feels unusually light on nonfiction. Also the fantasy novel was definitely a mystery as well so that category should be weighted.

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"Tumble me in the hayloft and rifle through my skirts as if thou hast misplaced The Grail between the folds. But must thou rip my girdle in twain like a man strained upon the rack? (And what of my rack, Lathaniel? For that was the last of my bodices.)" www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ple...

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i wanna the coffee

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your secret “Ho Name” is your first name. followed by your last name.

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It smells like beef stew in my office. Either someone was enjoying it for breakfast or this is some kind measure to increase productivity.