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aspersia.bsky.social
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You ever love someone so much that their face just makes you happy? @neely8.bsky.social makes me happy

Might need to make Saturday morning acupressure a routine thing

"To kind of misquote Jaws: we're going to need a bigger morgue" You should be watching Everybody's Live with John Mulaney

Watching #TransformersOne with my family and making them uncomfortable by talking about how in our equivalent world, almost everything would be made of flesh

At a screening of Re-Animator with @pcharbonneau21.bsky.social and @slaysbyear72.bsky.social and my husband just high-fived @barbaracrampton.bsky.social! We followed her faithfully on Twitter as the #StrangerFriends and love her work - truly an amazing moment 😍

Saw Sebastion Maniscalco tonight. He was rolling & tried doing some pandering Musk material. He ended up saying “fuck off” to an audience member who objected. It pleased the pro Trump crowd goers, who were disgustingly giddy. Maniscalco tanked after. Has anyone seen this guy lately? Not good.

Took some photos of the #bloodmoon tonight

Watching #SNL live for the first time in forever and it feels kinda nice to have a handle on our Saturday nights again

Drank some whiskey and started feeling sexy #realgirls

Five Bill Murray movies that are good for the soul 1. Lost in Translation 2. Quick Change 3. Rushmore 4. Broken Flowers 5. Scrooged

Got pretty today 😘

#NowWatching Sixteen Candles with @aspersia.bsky.social and our 13 yr old. She’s fully engrossed and keeps telling us Anthony Michael Hall as Farmer Ted is “legit cute” 😄

A guy just walked into my local market and yelled out “I’m so high!”, before selecting a rotisserie chicken with a huge smile on his face. 🫠🫶

He did so good. Like I cried throughout dinner good. And I didn't even need it, but this gift was so very special. Thank you, my forever valentine @neely8.bsky.social

Had no problem with a needle shoved in my face today but someone just popped a balloon near me and I almost had a panic attack

Got pierced with @neely8.bsky.social this morning

I am, much to my own surprise, becoming a vinyl person? It's not about sound quality really. It's that it feels absolutely amazing to be able to put on music made by an artist in the order they chose and no tech company watching. And paying them £20 for it feels just really really great.

Sometimes I think my mind makes the most sense when it is muddled, but the problem is that then no one else can understand it

trying to remember that shitty art is better than no art so I gotta just draw whatever and not worry about it. can't get better if I'm not even doing it at all

@aspersia.bsky.social just blew my mind while #watching Memento. Leonard Shelby is leaving messages for himself in the scenes when he’s talking on the phone. 🤯

Advice for dudes that may not be universally applicable, but sure as hell improved my life: allow yourself to enjoy musicals and romcoms. Sing along to "girly" music you secretly love with your entire chest. Hug your bros and tell them you love them. In short, kill the homophobic dad in your mind.

#NowWatching Newsroom with @aspersia.bsky.social Goddamn could we use some real journalism in these times.

All that's missing is the glasses @neely8.bsky.social

#NW The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent with @neely8.bsky.social because NICOLAS CAGE FULLY UNHINGED

Staying up late with my 13 yr old to watch The Hunger Games and teach her to punch nazis 🤘

Weird point of pride that my 36 year old tits look like Marilyn's 36 year old tits

My husband (@neely8.bsky.social) just said that if I get my eyebrow pierced, he'll get his nose pierced, and WTF I would have done this *forever* ago, let's make an appointment babe

"If people try to fuck with me, I just let life deal with them" - my 13 year old

#NW LotR Return of the King, and you know what? Fuck. Denethor.

I just want Christopher Walken and Jeff Goldblum to be my (separately) gay great uncles, and yes I know neither of them is gay that doesn't matter, I don't think it's too much to ask

GOD. DAMN. 🫠

When I grow up I just want to be as hot as Hela

I now remember why I don't make zebra popcorn often - it takes FOREVER. But my husband is happy so I'm happy and I can't wait to see him enjoy it ☺️

#Scrooged

#Scrooged

Just Friends because the holiday season isn't complete without @vancityreynolds.bsky.social in a fat suit lip syncing All-4-One

We got a new tv today, as our last one was over 10 years old. I am so excited to watch all the movies on this thing!

Our not-entirely-but-very-inspired-by Potter tree. Thanks to @neely8.bsky.social for allowing my geekdom to invade so much of our house 😂 I'm actually excited about Christmas this year!

Decorating the tree with @aspersia.bsky.social 🌲🎅🧑‍🎄

Oh hello, whole new platform to learn