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no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this

Some Mulder for your timeline

Kingdom Hearts #art

Non-artists who use picrews to make your OCs instead of using AI; I love you so deeply and you mean everything to me.

🤔🤔

BING BONG

Wasn't this a plot point in that really shitty Jean Claude Van-Damme Timecop movie?

apropos of completely and absolutely not a single solitary thing in the whole entire world... www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMV...

Rell-coded characters

Your local library is an incredible resource! You can get a membership and borrow e-books and/or audiobooks for free without ever stepping foot in the actual library. "Take a look, it's in a book!" - LeVar Burton

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "No shit," said Gandalf, "It isn't as if most people wish for this kinda of fuckshit to rain down on them. It sucks. It totally sucks. Why do you think I have so much 'pipeweed' on me at all times? C'mon now."

Made my own version of this meme

If you need me, I’ll be wearing this shirt until further notice

call me Captain Falcon the way I F Zero B*tches 😎

it's 3 o'clock in the morning on January 23rd, 2025 and Ted Lasso Season 3, Episode 6, "Sunflowers", just altered my brain chemistry

"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

ACT UP, 1990

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

Today’s mood:

This is the GOP’s long con on full display.

Watch this 🖕

Those automated voices that fast food drive-thrus have now to ask if you're gonna use the mobile app for points are THE WORST. Especially when THE ACTUAL FAST FOOD WORKER ISN'T ACTUALLY READY TO TAKE YOUR CODE!!! I know they gotta ask about the app these days but PLEASE LET THE REAL PERSON DO IT!!!