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Here lies a thotty gay (He/Him/His) Just trying to be the best upside-down dorito I can be. Help with the gym fund: cash.app/$aspiringdorito Minneapolis.
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So nice to find some time to relax and enjoy hump day

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Ended up in NYC this weekend and somebody with me snapped this portrait. I thought it looked really cool. Since I deleted all my other socials, y'all get to see it even though it's not my usual 😂

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Not to get too deep on alt, but I've really been enjoying the outlet that this account has been, especially as things have been so crazy lately. It's so nice to be able to share stuff that make me feel good, see other cuties feeling good, and just lift each other up

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It’s too cold to be horny 🥶

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 9 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

submitted 23 days ago • 478 comments

*spits his cum into my pocket and pats it* a little snack for later on

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Thank you sir ☺️

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Me, if I were watching the sportsball game lol

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Softie Sunday

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Baby, I still call it Sears Tower so I’m definitely still going to call it The Gulf of Mexico

submitted 36 days ago • 33 comments

Remember yall, in these times it’s always a great idea to trust, but also verify.

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My response to everything that’s transpiring…. gonna sink further and further into the primal, the raw, the depraved (you know, in healthy and consensual ways). Motherfucker I am going to live as freely in an unfree world as fucking possible. Tapping into that beast. The core of what we all are. 🐽

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I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

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Figured I might as well join the party

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🍆 🤖

submitted 58 days ago • 72 comments

Bating in the new year

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Them: to a healthy, prosperous, and love filled 2025! Me:

submitted 64 days ago • 11 comments

I think about this often 🫣

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Spot on.

submitted 77 days ago • 212 comments

Might need some help decorating the tree 🌲

submitted 76 days ago • 46 comments

gooner eyes, goonerize, goon arise

submitted 78 days ago • 9 comments

Support your local queer bars (and their bathroom graffiti)

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes you just have to get it out

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

man i’m so happy we domesticated cats

submitted 87 days ago • 6 comments

Who wants precum, I brought enough to share

submitted 90 days ago • 27 comments

Repost if you like a guy in overalls

submitted 95 days ago • 23 comments

This is me sexting

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

#fcf 🙄

submitted 97 days ago • 58 comments

Can I come over and stare at you like this?

submitted 100 days ago • 7 comments