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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

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I cannot stop laughing at the thought of Taylor Swift getting into the studio trying to redo "I Did Something Bad" and just being like nope

submitted 24 days ago • 27 comments

Muter-muter lo kontol

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Makes sense, he's fine with intellectual theft, he stole Satoshi Kon's bathtub scream scene from Perfect Blue for Requiem

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Pennsylvania’s Senator John Fetterman Raises Alarms with Outburst at Meeting with Union Officials | Fetterman began repeating himself, shouting and questioning why “everybody is mad at me,” “why does everyone hate me, what did I ever do” and slamming his hands on a desk, according to one source.

submitted 46 days ago • 83 comments

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

submitted 51 days ago • 60 comments

Ray Allen's hex to Kobe Bryant.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

submitted 101 days ago • 80 comments

when u make a silly joke on this platform

submitted 154 days ago • 280 comments

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 155 days ago • 766 comments

"Do you regret cutting the fire department's budget by millions of dollars?" Karen Bass: [silence]

submitted 165 days ago • 195 comments

New episode is up! We talk to Derek Guy, @dieworkwear.bsky.social—aka the Menswear Guy—about how dense, walkable cities influence what people wear, what the great fashion capitals of the world have in common, how the housing crisis is affecting style, and much more. thewaroncars.org/2025/01/07/1...

submitted 167 days ago • 45 comments

the new dianne feinstein biopic is excellent, not sure why they decided to call it nosferatu though

submitted 178 days ago • 62 comments

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

submitted 185 days ago • 410 comments

That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are

submitted 192 days ago • 273 comments

not good, not good www.nytimes.com/athletic/577...

submitted 201 days ago • 54 comments

Sacramento has made the dribble handoff the foundation of its half-court offense. This made total sense when the Kings implemented the system two seasons ago; it also helps explain why the team is currently drawing dead in a conference that has passed them by.

submitted 201 days ago • 1 comment

I did it I went an entire Sunday without getting a single game wrong I am king of the universe

submitted 203 days ago • 11 comments

I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...

submitted 276 days ago • 97 comments

Anjay --- Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #199,573!

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happy birthday Sunbather

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https://nanabarecords.bandcamp.com/album/halo-fujcker

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threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring

submitted 718 days ago • 34 comments