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I hope these bullies burn in hell

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

Took Putin years, Trump -- weeks

Dog and a whale @dogs.bsky.social

3 years since Putin began senseless killings in Ukraine. I can only hope this ends soon and everyone involved will be punished. But US turning away from Ukraine lessens this hope and breaks my heart💔 #Ukraine you're in my thoughts every day

America listen. It starts kind of slow sometimes but honestly here it's not slow at all. Something has to be done if you don't want to live in a world where leaving your own country will be a dream

#sanfrancisco China Town by night

Life of Others was profound and beautiful. Any other German films I should watch? @peliculas.bsky.social @alltherightmovies.com

Great #recipe for healthy dinner. The sauce is 🔥

#uniqlo is now my go to for affordable modern basics. Who else does it well?

Apple cider vinegar on Netflix is so incredibly well done, wow I can't stop #netflix

Ok enough action, now going to sleep @dogs.bsky.social

Just a #dachshund giving you a side eye @dogs.bsky.social

I feel like #camper shoes are underappreciated

So we as people decided that if a plant grows where we don't want it to grow we would just call it names like "a weed" and other plants would be normal plants? How wild (pun intended) and unfair that it?? #plants #deepthoughts

Is it weird to like the smell of barn aka manure? Now I have access to it at all times because the wool blanket I ordered from an Ireland smells of it pretty strongly. Thanks to my friend Reddit I know it's not actually manure but lanolin, the oil contained in sheep hair. What a happy day!

The cool thing about being 40 is that you finally focus on really important stuff like observing flowers

Does anyone else feel like #ai is just being shoved into our throats to justify the gazillions corporations invest in it? Granted it can be helpful sometimes but most of the time it's just taking space on my screen and confusing me

Just a #doodle going to sleep @dogs.bsky.social

Just a #poodle going to sleep @dogs.bsky.social

This+new Bridget Jones with best friend = delicious

The past couple of nights are basically me texting my husband with screenshots of news and posts by our president the same honest question "this is not real right??"

I did not buy this #tea but I was seriously considering it

Only trying extravagant sunglasses can save this day

This is so incredibly disgusting. I think I'm getting physically sick. Zelensky is a dictator now? Modestly successful comedian? You are a fucking modestly successful comedian and a dictator.Can Trump supporters explain to me how this is normal to them. Please I will genuinely try to understand.

Small children repeat after their parents, they all do

I'm so happy I live to witness the world crushing on a Russian guy #markeydelstein #anora

So I bought whole wheat tortillas to lose weight and now for some reason I feel like I am allowed to eat 10 of them

#whitelotus is as good as ever. Can't wait for the next one

It's kind of cool that there is a whole life stage where horny is a sizable part of your personality

First things first right?

Russian chorus at Yale gave me shivers. No matter what Putin does Russian culture will always be part of me youtu.be/3ZbN1YnZ0nI?... #chorud #yale

Вечная память и пример

Guarding her sleep @dogs.bsky.social

The only likes I get are dog pictures so I guess this will be my niche😂 dog sitting allows me and my kids to experience cuddles with the most beautiful gentle creatures @dogs.bsky.social

Nighty night @dogs.bsky.social

What a prince, notice the crossed paws @dogs.bsky.social

Watched Mrs Doubtfire with kids because I remember really liking it in my own childhood but damn when you watch it as an adult and parent it's so freaking sad I ugly cried most of the movie. Also Robin Williams you are remembered and loved for all the talent and the kindest eyes❤️ #movies

When the world has gone mad I try to focus on the fact that my dog has gorgeous soft hair and Backstreet boys hoody @dogs.bsky.social

Teacher to TK students while reading a story about a bear who snored: have you ever heard your parents snore? My daughter: I have heard my mom FART all parents and kids stare at me for what felt like eternity🫢🫢🫢

Love Presidio #sanfrancisco

It's very inspiring how freely children talk about poop and farts and butts. And then we get supposedly too smart for it #kids #inspiration

My son got me hooked on graphic novels. This one is 🔥🔥😂

With my 5 yo - Mom, can you give me a reason why I need to go to sleep now? - You need to rest - This doesn't sound like a reason, it sounds like blablabla ...after a few other failed attempts... - If you don't sleep you will die - Ok, I guess I will be going #kids #parentinglols

Why do I get daily emails about updated terms of service? What are they updating there? Have I sold my soul to the internet already?

You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too