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Scrolling Getty and couldn't help but notice this photo of a huge bruise on Trump's hand today

when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

i hit the juckport 1 trillion$

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

I've added a "silliness" section for all the English variants out there and any other variants you may know of

the only way to understand america is to watch every @cs188.bsky.social presidential debate video. it will all become clear, or at the very least, you will give up trying.

I plan on doing this along the cannonball route at some point in my life, presumably the end

please please please please please please please please please pl

docs.google.com/document/d/1... Names!

THIS IS HUGE! For the FIRST time in history, scientists at Sanaria and Seattle Children's Research Institute's Center for Global Infectious Disease Research (CGIDR) have developed a GROUNDBREAKING malaria vaccine (PfSPZ-LARC2) designed to provide >90% protection with just ONE dose. 🧪🧵⬇️

“This is why you have science! It’s amazing...the dinosaurs didn’t have this. That’s why they’re gone. We can do this and it requires funding science over long periods of time.” Rochester astrophysicist @adamfrank4.bsky.social on @cnn.com discussing the chance of an #asteroid hitting the Earth.

Malaphors! Gimme your best garbled phraseology, internet. docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Rochester physicists have directly proved, for the first time, the existence of a new quantum state called "nuclear-spin dark state." The discovery from Professor John Nichol and his team could lead to more efficient #quantum computers and technologies www.rochester.edu/newscenter/n...

The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness. If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

Some students at Haskell no longer have teachers. This is a disaster.

Just a normal #selfie in dreamland... Not #photography #glitch #momento #rotoscope #horror ko-fi.com/sninkygle 0/450$

New document just dropped, give me your best docs.google.com/document/d/1...

If I were a foreign power looking to exploit a significant weakness in the US government it would be that none of these doge guys has ever been on a date or has any counterespionage training. One fake invitation to a prom and all the secrets are out

GET READY FOR A 17 ACROSS

just occurred to me that I haven't seen a single person here celebrating Gromit's birthday today, we gotta step it up

I made a goodreads www.goodreads.com/user/show/18...

I actually hate the "lol the giant asteroid will deliver us from this suffering" jokes. Are there any other people in the progressive movement who think that humans are actually fucking amazing?

Just bumped into an old friend.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

anarchy doc lol docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Kanye west , you are hereby Guilty, Guilty, Guilty !!! of saying the N-Word

Sad social media manager reposting the same photo from last year 😥 Whatever vs who cares. Go Bills! (Enjoy the big game, Rochester!) #BillsMafia #GoBills #NextYear #GoBirds🦅 Instagram | urochester

Just added so many more languages oh my god please share this around so I can get them all checked for accuracy

“Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie, Duke Wellington, Count Dooku.” Me, to Katherine, just now.

Volunteering at the Betsy Ross Museum seems like a great gig, but when it comes to the flag, they won't even let the volunteers do this

made this little tool, govwayback.com. add “wayback.com” to “.gov” on any US gov website and it’ll redirect you to that page on @archive.org … from before January 20th 2025

Sorry about all the politics posting, it’s hard to do anything else on this app. Ignore it if you want but please remember the important thing: to repost my pinned tweet please and thank you

The puberty blocker ban is genuinely so stupid. UK folks, we gotta stand up for trans kids and against ignorance created by a bad and highly-criticised review🏳️‍⚧️

Many of the White House candidates for high level positions in the Federal government come across as badly qualified for the jobs they are seeking. If they all happened to be Black, I wonder if they’d instead be rejected as incompetent DEI hires?

My New York friends, take this form and run with it forms.gle/1eAnFowbtiKS...

I miss Trevor Moore

🏳️‍⚧️ NYU Langone is canceling gender-affirming care for trans youth under 19. This is harmful, likely illegal, & risks lives. 📞 Call +1 (212) 263-3269 ✉️ Email [email protected] Demand they reinstate care now. Details: bit.ly/transyouthnyu

Man goes to doctor. Says he's doctor. Says man seems man and doctor. Says he feels all man in a doctor woOow. Doctor says, "suUus. Treatment is clown. Great cloctor Papacicci is in man tonight. Go and feel him. That should doctor you up." Clown bursts into man. Says, "But Papa...I am clown."

So update to this, he then tried to strike up a regular conversation with me a mere hour later AFTER my now ex-gm tried to give me shit about leaving stuff behind lmao i hate this please if you can help me cover this month's rent so i don't have to deal with being homeless in ny💙 cash.app/$nyxonset

Obligatory February 1st Post

Hey all so due to recent events of a really toxic work environment im currently trying to afford next month, currently trying to get 875$ so that way i can put what little i have currently into getting food Cashapp: $nyxonset Kofi: ko-fi.com/sninkygle Every bit helps traveler! 💙 #mutualaid #helpsky