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asterionhex.monster
Hex. Aardvarkwizard. Gender: hesher. Prata med mig på svenska om du vill. They/them (hen!). Cats, metal, games, horror, bugs, Star Trek, playing bass, the band Ghost. Vincent Price poster. Silver Spring MD! I make movies
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A “goblin pile” is that stack of dishes and food wrappers and empty drink cans next to your chair

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Today at rehearsal someone was like “turn on the overdrive on your amp for this song” and it ruled. I really do need an overdrive pedal

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Hip Hop is bad at hiding

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Being fat is praxis now

submitted 9 hours ago • 6 comments

Vedek Winn is Warhammer

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

Ok “we don’t really do film festivals, we did a Meh Ryan film festival and afterwards the theater was DISGUSTING” with zero elaboration might be my second favorite Bob’s Burgers moment so far

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

just typing “horny” into google

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

Theres a shrimp sale at the crab crib

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

I actually kind of love that we are doing a bunch of songs I super love but am not playing on because then I can sing along

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Holy shit they’re putting a Royal Farms in Silver Spring! On Georgia between the beltway exit and Seminary, across from the Aldi

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Eating the worlds sloppiest pear

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

my wife

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

you ever find someone who is just doing art of basically every single thing you like www.etsy.com/shop/Unlovel...

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

The binder tape I got was nice enough to send an email saying prices were going up Monday

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s easier than you’d think to play bass while a cat bites your arm repeatedly but not VERY easy

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

this thread is both correct and reminds me a lot of the belief I was raised with that if you have sufficient faith in and obedience to God, you simply will not get sick, and sickness is a sign of sin

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Me: yeah the upped T dose is definitely making me really horny all the time but I don’t think it’s actually affecting my decisions or anything lol Also me: wow Christina Hendricks is in Bad Santa 2 I should probably watch that

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

I am so excited for this movie

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments