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asterix.bsky.social
Dana, Aster, Asterix >> First-time human >> ey/em or have fun with it >> elsewhere: @asterkallium
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hare & strawberries

it’s never more clear exactly how close you were to jack torranceing until you crack a window on that first fifty-degree day

how it feels to be making and sharing art these days

First couple pages from the award-winning comic I made with @llewellynrose.bsky.social a couple years back!! a young man in the early 20th century plays chess with the devil (among other things)

getting crossfaded on excedrin and melatonin 🤘🤘🥴

would you like corn or oats or corn

Preservation

i like business trips :) did you make your booking for the little guy national conference yet?

happy mardi gras :D

Lieutenant Commander Data floating in a landscape of whimsical lines, dots and shapes ★▫️🔸◾️▫️★ #startrek #startrekTNG #tng #data #art

Happy Mar 3rd to all who don't celebrate.

helly r 💙 #severance

MMU.BMF

Came back exactly the same. [OC: Oliver Kidneystone]

Came back exactly the same. [OC: Oliver Kidneystone]

White Castle, Louisiana Population: 1,691 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Castle,_Louisiana

PAIN THRESHOLD - Dance till you drop. Dance till you die, if you must.

Disco Elysium accessibility mod where all the characters are labelled good or evil and most of the dialogue is replaced with stuff like 'joyce tells you about the world and stuff' or a happy chime or sad trombone depending on how nice someone is being

絶対完成しないので出しておくカブミス の顔

Golden Valley, North Dakota Population: 163 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Valley,_North_Dakota

Severed

that's me!

practicing my portraiture work. the subject was very patient

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

happy 2sday cable dogs awooooo

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

Uni :3

the way i sort my bookmarks may be asymmetrical. but it's honest

hey im thinking of starting an insane new religion where the posts you read get imprinted into genetic memory so that it affects how your children view the world and stuff. wanna join?

Pretty sure this photo from my collection is @jortsthecat.bsky.social ca. 1950s but I can't prove that.

I also made some lil guys

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

BIRTH.BMF

happy valentine's day! looking at you my fellow heartless who may need some self love today 💚✨

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Bring it on! :3 かかってこい!

sometimes i get spam messages saying "want to grow your followers?" don't worry, i always say no. but i do wonder what kind of serums they would be applying to you guys

wow, guess so

my big act of political resistance will be to start calling the Department of Government Efficiency the style guide-compliant "DGE" and just ruin/ignore the joke entirely