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He/Him. I’m a 30-something blogger, gamer & music lovah. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 Twitch.tv/astoldbylandon

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For the life of me, I will never understand why IT responds to a ticket I submit by asking “what’s wrong?” Beloved, if I knew, the ticket wouldn’t have been submitted. 🙃

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We used to be a proper country

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I hate being sick. Took the day off yesterday, came back to some BS today. I don’t even have the strength to cuss like I want to.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Here's a photo of the current head of the CP3 office in Homeland Security at his previous job that prepared him for his current role. Sleep well America.

submitted 2 days ago • 271 comments

There’s levels to lying. - Lying for no reason to strangers you’ll never see again? Fun. - Lying to the internet? Don’t do it. The Internet has receipts. - Lying to people you know? Egregious, don’t be a bad person. - Lying about your life at work? Necessary. Don’t tell them shit.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Cute lol

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They were roommates. 🥹💕 #HappyPride 🌈

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

A Once Upon A Time reboot could heal my anxiety.

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Red Dead Redemption 2 allegedly getting a remaster puzzles me. It just came out in 2018 and still holds up phenomenally well in 2025. What more could they add to it?

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BREAKING: FDA approves a powerful HIV drug that nearly eliminated the spread of the virus in clinical trials.

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Alright, I’m going to do some work now. 😂

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Awww!!! I wanna join in tew! 😂 This is who runs this account btw!😉

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Binge watching my faves to help me through the work day. Have a happy, productive Tuesdee, everyone! 🫶🏾

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

The date was scheduled for Thursday, but you haven’t heard from him since SUNDAY!? Nuh uh. A quick text to say “looking forward to Thursday” on Tuesday would have sufficed, especially if he asked you out. 😂 Enjoy your Thursday night. 🫶🏾

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🗣️ 🎶“I know it’s cold out, but it’s not frozen. SO COME PICK UP YOUR CLOTHES!!! I have them folded!” 🎶

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-100/10 would not recommend

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Is it just me, or does anyone else get hungry the moment they get past TSA?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Forcing a smile for Tuesday. 😬

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Water, kegels, and deep breaths today.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This should be bigger news.

submitted 8 days ago • 250 comments

Good morning, Bsky.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Today, I am NOT locked in. I’m locked out and I need locksmith. 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I had a physically/emotionally exhausting weekend. Now I’m back at work like it never happened. Adulting. 👎🏽

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning. 🙃

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Not saying it’s right, but I understand why some women snap. Men are tiresome.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This week needs to be put in rice, sent back to the manufacturer under warranty, or unplugged and plugged back in. It’s broken. I’m broken. And I just want to go home.

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One of the things that truly hurts my feelings:

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

For the life of me, I will never understand why IT responds to a ticket I submit by asking “what’s wrong?” Beloved, if I knew, the ticket wouldn’t have been submitted. 🙃

We used to be a proper country

I hate being sick. Took the day off yesterday, came back to some BS today. I don’t even have the strength to cuss like I want to.

Here's a photo of the current head of the CP3 office in Homeland Security at his previous job that prepared him for his current role. Sleep well America.

There’s levels to lying. - Lying for no reason to strangers you’ll never see again? Fun. - Lying to the internet? Don’t do it. The Internet has receipts. - Lying to people you know? Egregious, don’t be a bad person. - Lying about your life at work? Necessary. Don’t tell them shit.

Cute lol

They were roommates. 🥹💕 #HappyPride 🌈

A Once Upon A Time reboot could heal my anxiety.

Red Dead Redemption 2 allegedly getting a remaster puzzles me. It just came out in 2018 and still holds up phenomenally well in 2025. What more could they add to it?

BREAKING: FDA approves a powerful HIV drug that nearly eliminated the spread of the virus in clinical trials.

Alright, I’m going to do some work now. 😂

Awww!!! I wanna join in tew! 😂 This is who runs this account btw!😉

Binge watching my faves to help me through the work day. Have a happy, productive Tuesdee, everyone! 🫶🏾

The date was scheduled for Thursday, but you haven’t heard from him since SUNDAY!? Nuh uh. A quick text to say “looking forward to Thursday” on Tuesday would have sufficed, especially if he asked you out. 😂 Enjoy your Thursday night. 🫶🏾

🗣️ 🎶“I know it’s cold out, but it’s not frozen. SO COME PICK UP YOUR CLOTHES!!! I have them folded!” 🎶

-100/10 would not recommend

Is it just me, or does anyone else get hungry the moment they get past TSA?

Forcing a smile for Tuesday. 😬

Water, kegels, and deep breaths today.

This should be bigger news.

Good morning, Bsky.

Today, I am NOT locked in. I’m locked out and I need locksmith. 😭

I had a physically/emotionally exhausting weekend. Now I’m back at work like it never happened. Adulting. 👎🏽

Good morning. 🙃

Not saying it’s right, but I understand why some women snap. Men are tiresome.

This week needs to be put in rice, sent back to the manufacturer under warranty, or unplugged and plugged back in. It’s broken. I’m broken. And I just want to go home.

One of the things that truly hurts my feelings:

Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

I wonder what Megan Mullally is doing.

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