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He/Him. I’m a 30-something blogger, gamer & sometimes variety streamer. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 Twitch.tv/astoldbylandon
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Mama Tina’s book run is phenomenal to witness! I can’t wait to get the book!

Feeling very UwU this afternoon.

When Erika Alexander realized Get Out was a thriller 🤣

Why are poster frames so expensive? I just want to fancy hang my Obama poster… for cheap.

The current version of Outlook sucks eggs. I mean, Outlook has always been ass. But this new iteration is actually fucking terrible.

Maturing is learning how to make the lack of closure, closure.

A piece of wisdom for yall: Try not to lose anything that you’d go back and look for. 🙂‍↕️

Am I losing my mind? Probably.

I just ordered a box spring to lift my mattress, because my new bed is too low. Now I can sit here anxiously waiting for it to arrive and hope that it all works out. 😭

An executive order needs to be signed that forces burger joints to include fries with the burger.

“We are, each of us, largely responsible for what gets put into our brains, for what, as adults, we wind up caring for and knowing about. No longer at the mercy of the reptile brain, we can change ourselves.” - Carl Sagan, Cosmos

B-B-Benny and the Jets!!!

If my professor assigns any more homework, I’m going to implode. However, we’ve reached the near end of the semester. I’m gonna get through this! 

And the hoopla app as well 🫶🏾

I’m about Oblivion myself into oblivion. This doesn’t feel real. 🥹💕

I will seize any opportunity to hype up the Libby app! I swear by it! Your local library is literally in your pocket. 💜 www.libbyapp.com

Yes!!! Everyone is going to libraries and reading books again!!! If you don't you're considered a loser now because going to the library is FREE

And Andor is back on television tonight!!!!! It’s a damn good day!

SEATED!

I need more Animal Crossing neighbors. Add me! SW-3252-6789-9982

Correct!!!! That Kelly Album deserves a direct follow up.

I didn’t anticipate being this addicted to Animal Crossing, but here we are.

I really need to start taking exercise seriously again, if only to ease my aching back. My poor back. 😩

Good morning, y’all! My long weekend is finally over. 😭

My niece is 9 and hasn’t really experienced Beyoncé or DC. It tickles me when she hears a song and goes, ‘Oouuu! What’s this?’

People discovering Destiny’s Child in 2025 is so funny to me. 😂

And I still have to get up and be an adult. 🙃

I found the next Pope.