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He/Him. I’m a 30-something blogger, gamer & sometimes variety streamer. Mass Effect & Dragon Age superfan. Winging it since 1988. Sober king since 2021.🏳️‍🌈 Twitch.tv/astoldbylandon

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Black Women! 🥺😩🩷♥️

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Bob’s Burgers recreate Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra.”

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Don’t judge me for my typos, please. I’ve been reading and redacting for the last 9 hours. My brain is fried. 😂

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My grant was awarded today, so I don’t have to spend the rest of the semester stressed. Despite not feeling my best, today managed to be a very good day.

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If unfollowed you on IG, please don’t take it personal. I’m transitioning my personal IG profile to a professional one. I assure you I don’t hate or think less of you. 🫶🏽

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I’m not having the best day mentally. As I’m checking my mail, this lady approaches me and tells me how handsome and well-dressed I am. That small interaction went a long way. 🥹

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More than 20 DOGE staffers have resigned in a scathing letter that blasted how Elon Musk was running the operation.

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Deleted my X account for good this morning. 12 years worth of madness gone with a push of a button.

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A cozy apartment in a walkable area with plenty of food/shopping options. >>>>>>> May this find me soon. 😭

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I love how most episodes of Love, Death & Robots focus on the aftermath of humans being absolute assholes.

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I’ve been playing fantasy RPGs (Avowed and BG3), but I feel like I need to shoot something today.

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A clean kitchen and a stocked fridge will do it for me every time. I’m sitting here on the couch, rubbing my feet together and enjoying the sweet smell of Pine-Sol. 😂

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“Love, Death & Robots” on Netflix is wildly good. I can’t look away.

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Went to the grocery store twice this weekend. The first trip was planned. The second time was to get what I forgot. I just realized I’m out of coffee, but I’ll suffer before I make a third trip. I refuse.

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GRWM while I prepare to do absolutely nothing today. 😘✌🏽 Happy Sunday Funday!

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The Web Design class I’m taking is obviously doing a number on me. I was writing HTML code in my dreams. The server is literally in my head. 😭

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I’d rather be a hidden gem than overrated and overestimated.

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Hidden Target Www.teacoarushton.com. #photosbytekoah #portraits #photography #blackandwhitephotography #selfportrait #dallas

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“…Because you see, our power has never come from having an easy path. Our strength flows from our faith. Faith in God, faith in each other, and our refusal to surrender to cynicism and destruction…” #naacpimageawards #KamalaHarris

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Y'all just had to be there for BET's Lisa Johnson-Prince DaJour era of Teen Summit, Chris Thomas-Big Tigga era of Rap City, Video Soul, Caribbean Rhythms, Midnight Love, and Bobby Jones Gospel. #NAACPImageAwards

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I have homework to do. But I’m afraid if I open this laptop, I’ll end up playing Sims.

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BREAKING: The Associated Press sues three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events, citing the First Amendment.

submitted 4 days ago • 359 comments

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

submitted 5 days ago • 3461 comments

A good song will always soothe me. No matter what genre it is.

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On repeat:

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gays do a twice a year bf reveal gay community: Oh so yall be hiding your boyfriends????? gays obsess over their bf gay community: omg yall don’t stfu about your man!! atp yall need to find a man so YALL can shut up 😩😂

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Every season is crop top season. I’ll cut up a shirt in a heartbeat. 😂

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if you’re black & LGBTQ reskeet this

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Black Women! 🥺😩🩷♥️

Bob’s Burgers recreate Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra.”

Don’t judge me for my typos, please. I’ve been reading and redacting for the last 9 hours. My brain is fried. 😂

My grant was awarded today, so I don’t have to spend the rest of the semester stressed. Despite not feeling my best, today managed to be a very good day.

If unfollowed you on IG, please don’t take it personal. I’m transitioning my personal IG profile to a professional one. I assure you I don’t hate or think less of you. 🫶🏽

I’m not having the best day mentally. As I’m checking my mail, this lady approaches me and tells me how handsome and well-dressed I am. That small interaction went a long way. 🥹

More than 20 DOGE staffers have resigned in a scathing letter that blasted how Elon Musk was running the operation.

Deleted my X account for good this morning. 12 years worth of madness gone with a push of a button.

A cozy apartment in a walkable area with plenty of food/shopping options. >>>>>>> May this find me soon. 😭

I love how most episodes of Love, Death & Robots focus on the aftermath of humans being absolute assholes.

I’ve been playing fantasy RPGs (Avowed and BG3), but I feel like I need to shoot something today.

A clean kitchen and a stocked fridge will do it for me every time. I’m sitting here on the couch, rubbing my feet together and enjoying the sweet smell of Pine-Sol. 😂

“Love, Death & Robots” on Netflix is wildly good. I can’t look away.

Went to the grocery store twice this weekend. The first trip was planned. The second time was to get what I forgot. I just realized I’m out of coffee, but I’ll suffer before I make a third trip. I refuse.

GRWM while I prepare to do absolutely nothing today. 😘✌🏽 Happy Sunday Funday!

The Web Design class I’m taking is obviously doing a number on me. I was writing HTML code in my dreams. The server is literally in my head. 😭

I’d rather be a hidden gem than overrated and overestimated.

Hidden Target Www.teacoarushton.com. #photosbytekoah #portraits #photography #blackandwhitephotography #selfportrait #dallas

“…Because you see, our power has never come from having an easy path. Our strength flows from our faith. Faith in God, faith in each other, and our refusal to surrender to cynicism and destruction…” #naacpimageawards #KamalaHarris

Y'all just had to be there for BET's Lisa Johnson-Prince DaJour era of Teen Summit, Chris Thomas-Big Tigga era of Rap City, Video Soul, Caribbean Rhythms, Midnight Love, and Bobby Jones Gospel. #NAACPImageAwards

I have homework to do. But I’m afraid if I open this laptop, I’ll end up playing Sims.

BREAKING: The Associated Press sues three Trump administration officials over access to presidential events, citing the First Amendment.

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

A good song will always soothe me. No matter what genre it is.

On repeat:

gays do a twice a year bf reveal gay community: Oh so yall be hiding your boyfriends????? gays obsess over their bf gay community: omg yall don’t stfu about your man!! atp yall need to find a man so YALL can shut up 😩😂

Every season is crop top season. I’ll cut up a shirt in a heartbeat. 😂

if you’re black & LGBTQ reskeet this

drink your water, take your supplements, stretch and say your affirmations/prayers

Whoever stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.

FACT.