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“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.

The singularity is awesome

the brightness slider is just made-up nonsense

how to downgrade from macOS Tahoe to Sequoia: 1. turn off your Mac 2. put it in rice 3. wait 24 hours

rule number one of soldering is to have fun and be yourself 💛

local cornershop has the usual cornershop thing of having cans and bottles of drinks you've never heard of and will never see again, but amongst their ephemeral treasures today, they had mountain dew in three different flavours and all of them look like fuel additives for temperamental cars.

from George Bush's wikiquote entry

i know i watched too much house md lately because i fucking dreamed about hugh laurie last night

I'm testing out my autistic "rizz" as the kids say and i think I'm doing it right.

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

i'm always saying this

would i fuck my clone? yeah obviously but more importantly i'd play mario kart double dash with my clone

For the sake of comparison, 9% of Americans approve of the Black Plague.

I finally saw the Minecraft movie. I have a lot to share.

me: don't worry about it, the last time this course of events played out in almost the exact same way nothing bad happened guy who has never heard of ISIS: 👍

BREAKING: Representative Ro Khanna calls for all members of Congress to immediately return to DC and vote on his bill to strip Trump of the ability to drag America into war with Iran.

The fact that so many people think celebrating the end of slavery in the US is “DEI” is actually clarifying of what they mean when they use DEI. amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...

who is he talking to. who's the audience for a tweet like this

if you spend most of your free time being hateful online i think it would be good for you to wash your armpits and get a job

talking with insane transsexuals in my phone:

if you think about it the zelda solved puzzle jingle is basically just clicker training

Finally got that new console everyone's raving about! Can't wait to play the great selection of video games it has! #NintendoPartner #ad

i looked this up just to make sure it wasn't one of those AI generated videos (trust but verify. it's real) and the second result on google for "dan driscoll moon" has reassured me that top minds are looking into this claim

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

I would bet everything I own that this happened

I wish them both the worst.

When I become a supervillain and you're looking for my origin story it's going to be the ignorant and baseless attacks on mRNA vaccines from people who couldn't find their own dicks naked in broad daylight.

found a guy

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

I think about this every day

The Free Speech Administration throwing down arguably the biggest sledgehammer against free thought and association in my lifetime.

*searches "does windows support gles" on Google* Google: Did you mean does windows support files? Also Google: Here's an A.I. overview that makes up an OpenGL ES version that doesn't currently exist.

this is like worse case scenario for me and many other trans people on medicaid. i will likely not be able to access life saving care if this goes through. can't state it any more - they're trying to eliminate us from existing. please call your reps now