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look, as much as we all hate him, I just don’t think we should be supporting this kind of thing I mean the kerning is completely inconsistent, and there’s absolutely no excuse for this penmanship! keep practicing

8 days til the heart shaped candy goes on sale :)

Fuck Gibson. Fuck Stallone. Fuck Voight. Go off, Arnie!

this is the year

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, they should give orchard workers some hazard pay.

Stop using AI. Just stop it. Do it yourself

her name is salad and she is beautiful 🥹

I'm by no means religious, but today a customer said "Merrry Christmas" to me with that smug head-wobble and I couldn't help but think "Wait, isn't she committing the deadly sin of pride right now?" - like sure, express your religion, cool. But didn't Christ want you to be meek and humble, ma'am?

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

“Likes are useless” wrong. They let me know someone saw my art and thought “I would like to put a little heart of approval here”

The Heart Nebula telescope.live/gallery/hear...

Today's Coopuccino #pigeonSky 🪶

Cat politely drops hints that he's interested in treats..🐈🐾😅

If you haven’t given Glaze and Nightshade a try in a while, please do so again. It used to look terrible on my art, so much so it kept me from using it at all- BUT! It’s gotten extremely subtle in the newest version (and runs fast even on my (M1) Mac). I use it now. You might be able to as well!

Thinking about how we stick entire subsets of birds with silly names like "oh look, there's a dingleberried tittywobbler!"

this is your annual reminder that ocean spray, the cranberry company, is a member-owned co-op that is obligated by their charter to buy their farmers' entire cranberry crop at higher than market prices! so buy your cranberries this week from ocean spray!

Gosh dang squirrels!! From ‘The Cat and the Kitten’ by Berta and Elmer Hader, 1940.

If you're a creator who: -Takes long break periods -Creates very slowly -Has another full time job or engagement -Struggles with productivity -Is inconsistent I'm sorry to tell you... YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY🫶🏻

For the new folks.

you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke

Love how the left part of this image on a Weather Network blurb looks like a lil monster wearing a cloud as a hat

They looked cold, so I tucked them in with a blanket

Hand carved miniature agate cat with diamond eyes, ca. 1900 by Fabergé. www.christies.com/lot/lot-6340...

Batcat🦇

BREAKING: Thai king signs same-sex marriage into law #NOH8

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #795,162!

Everyone's new hrothgal in FFXIV

A terminology proposal:

Looks like everything went right to me

There’s a tiny lady taking a shower in my lap.

I mean, yeah, it realized that vanishing entire vehicles is problematic and stopped doing that, but where's the tearful social media apology?

Please.

tElL mE wHaT rIgHts TraNs pEoPle DonT hAvE? This 👇🏻 The right to live without feeling like a bunch of bigots are about to make life harder or even impossible. (Applies particularly in the US right now, but see also comments passim by TERFs in the UK).

🚨Breaking News: Fish Stick has pajamas on.

finally, this @pixelatedboat.bsky.social comic is 100% legal onegianthand.com/post/1840969...