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bard of the spheres☉ meditation. music. magic. astrology. https://linktr.ee/Astralhermit
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As Mars prepares to station direct in trine to Pisces stellium, may I suggest introducing yourselves to The Mars Volta via their debut album De-Loused in the Comatorium

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my apologies for getting so politically patriotic about a sports game on the tl last night! but today sure feels like a great day to be Canadian!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Both games ended with an over time goal 🎵 (To the tune 50 Mission Cap by Tragically Hip)

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Great omen tbh

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🦫🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦🫎 That's how we do it. We take it out on the ice.

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wait, if POTUS calls himself a king and wants to annex Canada, which already has a king, it looks like we got ourselves a good ole' fashioned King Vs. King Court Astrologers Assemble!

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Email to: Boss RE: Projects on Hold Hello Boss, All projects are on hold until Mars begins moving in direct motion. If you have any questions or concerns, please reach out to the Cosmos.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

tonight's ice hockey competition between Canada and USA has the same vibe as the 1972 Canada USSR Summit Series match. i will not elaborate.

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how to create a timeless song step 1: look at the Moon

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mich is a great astrologer and i recommend booking for a reading. we aren't doomed, my fellow Venus Square Saturns, we aren't doomed!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Jupiter and the Moon bending the Nodes for Aries ingress... this Pisces eclipse season has a "smoke'm if you got'em" vibe

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found Chris Brennan's new whip

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me: mom can we go see The Odyssey (2026) directed by Chrisopher Nolan, starring Matt Damon as Odysseus. mom: we have the Odyssey at home the Odyssey at home:

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fear mongering meditation is the wrong approach. meditation is so funadamental to the human experience, like water. you rarely see articles fear mongering drinking water because you could drown.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

pitchfork referring to thom as Smile frontman lmao wasn't there another band he is better known as a member of?

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love in the time of exiled Venus

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be careful who you sell your dreads to on Shakedown Street

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"i've been feeling off since i paid that witch to send a spirit to haunt me 3 months ago" is a thought i never expected to think

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astrology

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sometimes it feels like we live in a reality where comic book super villains exist but no super heros?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

A US Representative named Luna is giving a press conference about UFOs on the Full Moon tomorrow LFG!

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Mars stationing direct partile opposite natal Mars is a sensation of building potential energy that's unlike any other experience like an idle engine revving for weeks

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

new astrology business idea: Greeting Cards for Personal Transits you're welcome.

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it would be really 2025 if a ufo appeared hovering over the superbowl

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opening with Darkstar in the middle of winter. gratefuldeadoftheday.com/02-07-1969/ My goal with the Dead and the Nechepso Software is to catelogue charts for all shows to determine the audio recordings with the most talismanic potential.

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