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astrally-home.bsky.social
Absolute dork. I make videos for a demographic of about 4 people.
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I miss digi-walkers. They were tamagotchis that had like a pedometer (heh) built into them. And every few thousand steps your little digimon would fight a boss and potentially digivolve.

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The word awkward looks awkward. Who thought to sandwich a k between 2 w's?

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Like a lost pet, an old favourite song has shown up in my Youtube recommendations.

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POV: watching @thetomska.bsky.social's old account.

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In Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Boreanaz would eat tuna fish and orange juice before makeout scenes. Just to mess with each other.

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Soup, am I right?

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I think my only issue with a feed of my consciousness is that I'm too fickle to want to talk about something I said a day ago.

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Once, as a very young boy, there was a Jerry Springer type show on the tv, with obese women being the subject. I turned to my Gran, who was sitting in the room with me, and said; "Don't worry Gran. None of them are as fat as you." This wasn't even true. Why did I lie?

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I was walking home from a friend's one night, when an Eastern European man invited me back to his flat for some tea. Naturally I said yes. He proceeded to have me help him demonstrate wrestling moves in his tiny studio apartment. This isn't in any way a euphemism and is factually what happened.

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On another occasion, that same park had to put up warnings about strangers, after I ran around it at night spouting film trivia at people.

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I once was declared missing for a day; last seen yelling at ducks in the park.

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I met Tomska once, and was so nervous and socially awkward, I chose while hugging him, to whisper in his ear; "hail hydra". This was 1. After I had seen the video of him complaining about not liking that, and 2. Like a decade after that reference was funny.

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On the same night that I was locked out of a house party, I mistook my laptop for a toilet. Unsurprisingly, this killed the laptop.

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At my first house party, I got so drunk that I couldn't stop vomiting, and they locked me in the garden alone to think about what I had done. I continued to vomit.

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I once was kicked out of a Wetherspoons for accidentally walking into the women's toilets instead of the men's. The sign was faded to be easily missable, and on exiting, I held the door open for an elderly man to enter, who was subsequently also kicked out.

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I have no followers on here so I can share embarrassing stories and get away scot-free.

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How do I post on this thing?

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