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Why are Busted and McFly touring as Busted v Mcfly when 'Bc Flusted' was right there

If you dip in and out of Supernatural instead of bingeing it it's surprisingly violent

You know that the fake out in Breaking Dawn is a fake out because some fucker threw in a Wilhelm

The wigs in Breaking Dawn are SO BAD 😭 they did everyone dirty 😭 did they spaff the entire budget on the fake out battle? 😂

Edward absolutely devastated he gave Bella a couple of bruises during sex. I've gotten worse injuries having sex with humans tbh

I watched Mission Impossible Fallout and by the time it ground to a halt I was just mad I'd not watched Twilight instead so now I'm watching Twilight (*happy autistic silly vampire special interest dance*)

It's getting hot in here (so hot) so open the window (I am getting so hot, I'm gonna open the window)

I fucking love David Tennant

The hosts of the old show 'What Not to Wear' have a new show called 'Wear Whatever the F You Like' and I'm honestly so happy at the attitude shift

Music production problems: accidentally recorded a fart. Isolated fart in audio and now listening to it on repeat and laughing like an idiot

The Supernatural riff on Twilight is perfection

We're up to our knees in the first poem, and the fact the second had to be written, and both forgotten, is exactly what's wrong with the world. Neither are long poems... hmd.org.uk/resource/fir... afrilingual.wordpress.com/2011/06/09/n...

I have my first driving lesson in 20 years in a few hours. I'd like to thank my neighbours for playing loud music and yelling until 2am. Real helpful guys. Please come with me tomorrow so I can practice swerving

Why *wouldn't* you play Still Dre at 1.30am in a block of flats? Turn that shit up, might as well wake everyone up you absolute fucking melt