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BYE, BOBBY SLOWICK.

I really hope 1/23 is something from the Taylor Swift Easter eggs. We really could all use something good.

Welcome to Cooperstown, Billy Wagner! baseballhall.org/hall-of-fame...

Billy Wagner!!!

Hi if you're new here I want to p*nch nazis, I believe that all people are equal, and that women should have healthcare. US healthcare is fucked and the oligarchy is taking over. There's prob more to it than that but those are the basics. Also I despise Tr*mp more than most anything on the planet.

I feel like a fucking Oilers fan.

I would laugh but Stroud is hurt.

That's about right. 🥺

Don't take the fucking sack!!!!!!!!!

Oh come on. It's a catch.

Harrison Butker: I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say that her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I'm on the stage today and able to be the man I am because I have a wife who leans into her vocation.

I am NOT happy for Chiefs fans and I will happily cheer for their opponent in all things going forward (see how well that worked out for me last year?) 🙃

My heart hurts.

Is it baseball season yet?

Fuck.

Me either.

I'm so mad rn. Just at fate, nothing else.

Thank god.

They're gonna get this.

I meant to take a klonopin before the game but totally forgot. 💩

The Texans would not have got that spot

Just end the game and declare the Chiefs the winners.

THIS IS BULLSHIT EVEN JOE AND TROY KNOW IT.

A FUCKING FLAG ARE YOU JOKING????

15 plays 82 yards 10:24 drive The longest drive of our season 🚀

Omg a Chiefs penalty I can't believe it.

Kai'mi (idk where the apostrophe goes anymore) picked a real bad time to start missing kicks.

Oh no Ka'imi. 🫢

OMG TEXXXXXXXXANS!!!!!!!

I've had enough of these penalties 😤

Thank jesus.

Ha! MAGA cultists are such suckers. Will they EVER realize that they’ve been played?

Kill me I want to die.

Whew.