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astrostomp.bsky.social
Quack Fu master, ska enthusiast, harsher of vibes
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CEO are just unkilled labor

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They hate to see me coming! - an unpopular pornstar

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Oh no, Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and I completely forgot to fall in love and be happy

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I hear Luigi Mangione is a huge fan of Lefty GunPlay

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Halina Reijn right before she wrote Babygirl

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Quentin Tarantino’s favorite type of music has got to be shoegaze

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We can finally put the God back in TGI Fridays

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When you're in a Sublime cover band you actually DO have to practice Santeria.

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Its really dumb that conservatives think that the nazis were all about big government when in fact they privatized everything, but it's also really weird that they think that that was the famously bad thing about the nazis

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Where are all the Build-A-Twink Workshops?

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I think in every movie with a witch, they use the same cat. They always look familiar.

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I’m a lot like the stock market in bed. During times of uncertainty, I’m just gonna go down on you.

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Coldplay sucks so bad, Chris Martin should change his first name to Lockheed

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I’m a lot like the stock market in bed. During times of uncertainty, I’m just gonna go down on you.

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Coldplay sucks so bad, Chris Martin should change his first name to Lockheed

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A tragic airplane crash? I thought Trump appointed RFK Jr not JFK Jr

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Matt Gaetz was reportedly excited about the new Ocean’s 14 movie, until he was informed that 14 is not the age of any of the actresses in the movie

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*Trump signing executive orders* Boy are my arms tyrant

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There was a British TV show called Top of the Pops, which is a crazy way to find out about your dad’s boyfriend

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Man, America’s not even the best at stealing from artists anymore.

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Elon Musk showed his support of Canadian water fowl today, by goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Ave.

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The gunman at the Antioch High School shooting was a black Nazi, which shows maybe the Right doesn’t hate DEI as much as they say.

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Middle Eastern cowboys come from Howdy Arabia

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“Tonight I’m gonna smash my bros!” -guy who is confused on how to play video games and probably his sexuality

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Breaking News. Elon Musk seen silly goose stepping down Pennsylvania Ave this morning

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Maybe Musk made that salute because he heard that Hitler was also a big fan of trains

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Yesterday’s inauguration got Joe Biden rolling in his grave

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My favorite part of the inauguration was when Trump was like, “ Don’t forget the innoogieration!” and started giving Don Jr noogies until he laughed so hard he peed a little

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This isn’t over until Palestine is free

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My therapist says I need to stop projecting my insecurities onto others but I think I just need to take more of Joe Rogan’s Alpha Brain

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While he doesn’t know what a JAG is, being a Trump nominee, Pete Hegseth is completely familiar with jagoffs.

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People who are surprised that Carrrie Underwood is Maga, may I introduce you to Pretty Much Every Pop Country Artist ever?

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There’s a way less sea monster in the Mediterranean Diet than I thought there would be.

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I’m just saying a Peter Tork biopic with a chimpanzee would’ve made more sense

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Old Sheldon. It’s mostly Sheldon losing all his money to a phone scammer and believing everything he reads on Meta.

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Gonna start a line of cars for Republican kidnappers called JD Vans

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New episode out everywhere with Andrew Orvedahl, Mitch Jones and Edward Wolden!

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I don’t who the world’s biggest pop punk fan is, but it’s probably Sum 41 year old guy

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Gold diggers and Matt Damon have a lot in common. They’re both Good Will Hunting.

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Bright Eyes hits different when you’re sober (boring, pretentious)

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Berlin has accused Elon Musk of trying to influence German elections. He denied this, saying, “Hey, I’m just a big fan of German politics. Particularly from like 1935 to 1944”

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This coming year I plan on standing in the back and not talking to people more

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Happy Hanukkah to everyone but Israel

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It’s funny that CIA started making crackheads in 1980’s, not realizing Joe Biden had made one about 10 years prior

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