Profile avatar
atarijenkins.bsky.social
DM[V] | I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded | Chelsea/Roma/DC United
956 posts 126 followers 230 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

For some reason, BSky is hella glitchy today. No pics, vids, or links are working/loading

THIS PART!!!! doechii is a woman who manifested, who envisioned, who believed she was in those spaces already. she saw it as a reality that she would definitely be in, it was just a matter of when. INSPIRING

The worst era of middle school. Teacher call you up to the chalkboard, & you harder than the equation, wearing sweatpants.

You’ll be havin the worst day ever then put your shirt on backwards

A lot of seafood is positively abysmal

If you subscribe to the theory that Mountain Dew flavor releases correspond to real-world events, their newest flavor indicates that there will be a blackout, likely in southern California, in the next few months

Y’all remember that theory that every time Mountain Dew drops a new flavor an unmitigated catastrophe happens?

This completely unlocked a memory of me in 10th grade when I had to get approval from a teacher for the gifted program: Teacher: *sees my GPA* …you sure you can handle the work? Me: I’m not stupid. I’m just lazy. Teacher: lol fair enough. Approved.

Perfect time to introduce folks to Uncle Nearest. Black owned and paying homage to the man who TAUGHT Jack Daniel his shit by his family.

Roy Ayers all day today. Hope y’all do the same.

One of my most cherished memories is getting to have a 10 minute conversation with him in the back office at Blues Alley. He was such a genuine soul. RIP to a genius.

I don’t think I watched Around The Horn once in my life. Had no idea it was so beloved.

Windows open and 60 degrees. This nap about to be heavenly

I just gotta make it two more hours and i can leave but my eyelids have never been this heavy. I’m fighting for my fuckin life in the office

When we're unloading groceries I'll grab the cold bags and sing "Can I take 'em to the fridge? I think I'll take 'em to the fridge!" like James Brown. My wife hates it but its a great bit and I refuse to stop. I suspect I'm going to be explaining this to a divorce lawyer one day.

This is preposterous 💀💀

Only two-ish weeks back in the gym and can already feel the difference.

Gonna restart Daredevil and Punisher from the beginning to build up some time for this new season to drop a couple episodes

I am actively counting down until I can fully remove you out of my life. It cannot come soon enough

Welp, my laptop has died for the second time in five years. I’m going to try and get what i can off my HD and finally upgrade to a refurbished Macbook

She looks like The Leprechaun in white face

Lemme eat now so I’m not miserable when i hit the gym at 1.

That hypertension looked pretty rough. Very unfortunate but not too surprising

Just remembered the bartender told me last night they was born the year I graduated high school. All i could do was just let out a long audible sigh

Okay young ones 🔥🤘

He always looks like he’s stuck at the top of an inhale and I’ll never unsee it.

Dunno who thought this was a good idea but…they were right 😂 shoutout to them. Its low key delicious

I ain’t check the group chat since Friday afternoon and my brother sent no less than fiftylem reels and posts over the weekend

Nice to know I’m not alone in this

I really should have