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I'm writing so many songs man.

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They've got me on strong steroids for a few days and I've never felt so insane. I think I would place this experience somewhere between "stockbroker in the 80s realizing the market is about to crash" and "Travis Bickle".

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Man tells you a lot about this country that every national park in middle America is named some shit like Blood Skeleton Rock

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Every day around noon we hear mournful crying from down the hall. And every time it's because he's sitting on the toilet. And crying. This mystifying behavior has been dubbed Pancake's toilet time

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People on here are so wonderfully strange

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Pretty sure I could be president.

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Hey baby happy Valentines day I got you this Mountain Goats CD and these combat knives thought we could make a whole thing of it

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Midway through a weird nightmare last night, I ran into a guy who was panicking about the chaos around us so I took him by the arm and hustled him over to shelter, and he look at in the eyes and said "Oh, this is a dream right? Are you dreaming too?" And frankly I don't appreciate that.

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I mean seriously imagine the "gubment can't tell me what to do" crowd saying some shit like "seriously the pwesident said there's only boys and girls!!!" Imagine that.

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If Google interrupts me one more time while I'm working to tell me to try their AI writing assistant I am going to have to consider [FUNNY] actions.

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Starling vs. Sparrows at my bird feeder and I'm watching and really this is just like Dune. This is just like Dune. The part in Dune where there's. Awar.

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I think I was cursed by a witch to have the exact same haircut no matter what I ask the barber for. It's always the same. Without fail.

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Do you guys think Trump has any idea what's going on rn.

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I'm trying so hard this year to give a shit. I care so much about my girlfriend. The things we do for love. I'm already drunk.

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I've developed a new team to root for today. I call them the Rutherford Babcocks. Let's all come together today to root for the Babcocks, okay?

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I find it deeply disquieting that Vance was so central to the campaign and has now all but disappeared from the news cycle. What the hell is he doing back there. Nothing good, I'd imagine.

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Finally reading again after being struck by the sudden and crystalline realization that I now live 30 paces from a library. Chuck Palahniuk, show me what I've been missing.

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Y'all ever just get sad about Mac Miller

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I woke up from a weird nightmare last night and when I opened my eyes the ceiling of my room was just straight up the Periodic Table like it was just all the elements, and in the center of my vision there was the spinning head of a hideous gray-skinned creature. Lasted like 15 seconds. Idk man.

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Genuine question how am I supposed to operate in normal life while this is happening. I feel like I'm in constant fight or flight and I still have to sit here at a desk? How? Genuinely, how?

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Salt+Vinegar chips are a yummy snack that just so happen to deal Corrosive damage

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I don't feel like I slept at all but I know I did because it wasn't morning before, but now it is.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Going to go look at eagles until I feel better

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And remember not to let the bastards steal your sleep

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Jesse Welles might be the best living lyricist. If it isn't him, it's Adrianne Lenker.

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Just realized I had a little money left and, as if under the control of some strange and extant force, drove to the dispensary and spent 100 bucks.

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To the checkout lady at the supermarket: "Yeah it's basically over for me at this point."

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Anyone know of organized anti-fash movements in IL? If there are any outside of Chicago I sure can't find them.

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You are happy, you are healthy, you are wise. I wish I had better news.

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My chops are at 100% right now and I finished a song I've been working on for like a month. Unfortunately I also have to write about roofing companies for a few more hours. But by God. This will be the best roof-related copy these unfortunate fuckers have ever read.

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Tried to write a bit last night while sleep deprived and this morning I feel like Shelly Duval in The Shining. What the hell was I trying to say.

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Need creatures.

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It is becoming increasingly difficult to care about anything at all

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Imagine if diamonds really were your best friend, how sad. Imagine if it really was raining men, how terrible. I think songs are just awful

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Jaded ecofascist boyfriend/Girlie-pop Starbucks Unicorn Frappé girlfriend dichotomy

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"I drank them. I drank them all. They're empty, every single one of them. And not just the beers, but the ciders and the vodka, too." - heineken Skywalker

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