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one of my favorite things so far about my career as an artist is knowing that there are homes where this print is framed as decor. it brings me great joy.

this is one of the rare equipment drops you get from killing Kanye West

happy miku day

Buenos días, y recordar :

I'm the guy who designed the 'Please Wait' buttons at pedestrian crossings, and let me tell you – angrily pressing the button over and over again *does* make the lights change faster. I designed it that way on purpose to reward impatient geniuses.

feeling a little broken-hearted this morning but there’s an entire chocolate costco cake in the fridge so WHATEVER

nobody: me: that looks snasty that looks slenty this is snungry work TAKE ME TO SNURCH

You: [Talking shit about the Hobbit movies.] Me: Lee Pace being cunty on a horse on a green soundstage.

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

tubi i dare say you've done it again

This is what Frieren and Serie are talking about when they discuss the potential of humanity to surpass the other species x.com/haruka_2go/s...

people talked soooo much shit about how cringe it was to compare current events to idiocracy but you really gotta eat shit on that now

Europe sounds incredible.

Shocked, outraged, sad... I just learned fans of the Despicable Me universe are called "Gru-mers"

My french teacher told me I had to quit smoking in like 8th grade cause it was bad for me and he literally would not believe that I didn't smoke, it was just that my parents were chainsmokers. He kept telling me to quit the entire year.

[unprompted] it’s cool that all new cars FUCKIN SUCK SHit

i bet it’s one of those mattress stores that keeps popping up and never has customers, definite place for sleeper agents

In a lot of Monhun Wilds story the drama happens for basically no or trivial reasons but I actually LOVE the needless pretense of Alma having to authorize you to hunt. I am glad a little nerd who treats me like a restrained superweapopn made sure I'm not disrupting the ecosystem before the hunt.

The fuckin dolly shots on the balls will blow your mind

It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

found a youtube guy who has had fucking enough and his entire channel is detailed responses debunking every single negative video essay about dark souls ii on the platform

Why is nobody discussing Alf's cock on here these days? Is there something else going on that's got everyone distracted? Seems unlikely

Meme in real life

if you're into dumb pathetic men and haven't watched Legend of Galactic Heroes, why not

thank you . i have just had a personal breakthrough and it turns out i am deeply upset by not nutting all over some boots

Monster Hunter still rocks. Appreciate any game that asks “What if you gave a Dragon CTE?”

I would like to submit to the guys who keep complaining that nobody listens to a diverse variety of viewpoints that maybe in some cases we did listen and still think they're stupid. So much of it is a complaint about not getting the respect you feel owed.

Every time I get down on myself, I remember that there are people out there who willingly choose keyboards without a numpad, and I feel quite a bit better

Don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Had My 30-90 Minutes Of Intense Psychic Damage

getting braver 🥲

had japanese apple juice. the US is a joke.

I am adding a 25% tariff to all my posts

When they let you into the deep state and it turns out vaccines work and if kids don’t get them die just like in every country on earth

he always looks like he just came out of the dryer

guess who got a diagnosis of being soooo good and brave and handsome

The Gem of Wilds

Felicia is on the prowl... and servbots are on the menu! #ANIME #MVC #HAYSEYDRAWS

I tweeted about this guy last night and got all these replies from random people who said he'd saved their baby's life. Fuck being rich I would love to have been this guy, imagine how cool it would be to know you'd helped so many people. We need to name an airport after him or something

*attenborough voice* sensing that its entire ecosystem has turned against it, the cybertruck resorts to extreme mutations in its desperate struggle to survive

poptart in the ramen bed

sit anywhere

Cardinal With 3-Foot Vertical Leap Emerges As Frontrunner In Papal Combine theonion.com/cardina...