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atinsman.bsky.social

“maybe a Han Solo personality” big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy

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Have you even thanked me for this skeet, comrade?

submitted 33 minutes ago • 1 comment

Neapolitan ice cream should immediately replace strawberry with blackberry if Italy wants to stay in NATO #Tinsman2028

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

“You have more dollars than anyone, you’re rich” -5 year old, being 7 year old’s hype man apparently

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

“Eeww, nobody can know my secrets” -7 year old

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

When you go to Disney World and the big store at the Magic Kingdom offers a little complimentary blanket with any $50+ purchase

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

One of the nice things about being married to a rule follower who reads all the instructions is that it really lowers the bar on what it takes for me to appear edgy and a little dangerous. Anyway, sometimes I take DayQuil at night and vice versa, because my cold doesn’t care what time it is.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

What’s the over/under on whether they take up reparations for straight white men next?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It almost makes up for the near-constant realization that someday that little four and half pound baby isn’t going to want me to hold him anymore

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The best part of parenting so far is the transition to the backless booster seat that coincides with them having actual, respectable taste in music

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re Pete Carroll and you’re about to win the Super Bowl and you have future hall of fame halfback Marshawn Lynch and the ball on the one yard line but you call a pass play because you’re dumb and bad at everything:

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Alternative name for Jack Black’s band:

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Edgar Allen Pew wrote The Smelltale Fart send tweet

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Lois Lane when Superman puts his glasses on:

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Broke: this is my old ass coat, so boring and sad Woke: this is my Jurassic Parka, so ancient and thrilling

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Guys I spent most of last week naked in a hot tub and now I’m just supposed to be productive at work? Adulthood is nonsense, zero stars.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Feminists catcalling The Men™️ like

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

You guys should all be doing a much better job of reporting to me, someone who is wildly outside your workplace chain of command, on what you do all day at work. It’s getting embarrassing.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance is a cautionary tale & ever present reminder to always, always, always ask the employer why the position is vacant

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not saying the average person is stupid, I’m just saying that medication commercials have to say “don’t take this if you’re allergic to this”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Me, having been moderately informed

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

No way I’ll ever take this out of context

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Erin: explaining online lore Me, having no idea what a patriarchy hannah is:

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Tomorrow is President’s Day, and I can’t remember if it’s a “if Trump sees his shadow” holiday or if I’m supposed to leave a plate of Big Macs out for him tonight, please advise.

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Doge the Bounty™️ Hunter is going to be my new name for Elon when he gets to be the one to throw paper towels at Puerto Ricans

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Roses are red, violets are blue

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

For some reason my brain said “introvert in the streets, extrovert in the sheets” but that implies orgies in a way I don’t intend. And sure, I could have simply just not skeeted that thought into the void. You’re right.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment