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atlastalos.bsky.social
I'm going to die in Portland because I can't live anywhere else. CEO of @studiometropolisinc.com Artist on My Boyfriend is a Shark (MBFIAS.com) https://linktr.ee/atlastalos
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submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

why would I hold a cup of noodles when I have a burrito

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I just discovered my car's burrito holders hold cups too! #technology

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

FROM THE PORTFOLIO: Pitch pages for The ABCs of Demonology, an adult-themed "kids book" project @geekdadchris.bsky.social and I were going to do once upon a time, but which got consumed by the pandemic. I love these pages. This was going to be such a fun book. Alas.

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

I just discovered my car's burrito holders hold cups too! #technology

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Icon vs artist!

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

MORE OF THIS

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if y'all need constant reminders that America is now openly run by Nazis you do you. I'm gonna focus on my city and my people and the things I can influence and helping to prepare for when our very existence is criminalized. doomscrolling never helped anybody. what are you doing to help?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

icon vs artist

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

why is it still 2023 in my brain

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Well I am absolutely fucking shocked.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Third #FundDayFriday of Black History Month. Let’s get Black folk the money they need. Drop your funds and links: - Reparations - Mutual Aid - Abortion - Transition - Moving - Access Needs - Whatever Please make sure you’re adding alt text and making your skeets as accessible as possible.

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

I always feel like somebody's watching me

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

how can one little uterus hold so much blood

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Bluesky when America is asleep: heads up lads, the next city we need antifascists to show up and defend is Bristol, please be safe Bluesky when America is awake: "birthday boy" is a slur

submitted 200 days ago • 8 comments

WHO'S the freak?!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Alright bsky, sound off: What's the right way to hang the toilet paper: Over or under? 1️⃣ over 2️⃣ under 📊 Show results

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

I don’t know how many times SWers have to say this: STOP REPLYING TO OUR POSTS WITH PICTURES OF YOUR DICK‼️ YOU WILL GET BLOCKED❗️

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I already didn't like Shaq for a lot of reasons: 1.) He's a cop 2.) He's a bully 3.) The 2000 Western Conference Finals but this takes him to a new level of hateable. who does this?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Davis knows.

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Alright bsky, sound off: What's the right way to hang the toilet paper: Over or under? 1️⃣ over 2️⃣ under 📊 Show results

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

my bad

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

wanna join my band? we're called Nonconsensual Bird Toilet

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm out in public and I just realized a bird probably shat on the sleeve of my favorite hoodie and I am NONPLUSSED

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

👀

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

sending @thesharkqueen.com off to Long Island Convention of Horror laden with @studiometropolisinc.com merch for YOU to buy, you greedy little so-and-so

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

somebody send Atlas $200 to turn me into a paper doll

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

the issue wasn't unsolvable, his racism manifested from unresolved trauma rather than vitriol, but him clinging to it so desperately makes him an unsafe person and that sucks. feels like I met my roommate for the first time a few weeks ago, and this is somebody I considered inner circle. I hate it.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

it's been five years and this song still gets stuck in my head out of nowhere

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Turtles in Time, 6-player X-Men, Blitz '99, NBA Jam, Marvel vs Capcom 2, Street Fighter II Turbo, those multiplayer Pac-Man tables, Killer Queen

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

apartment tour #3 yesterday: "yeah there's cameras all over the complex but it's not like I'm spying on everybody, we just had a lot of homeless around during covid" fuck you, next

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments