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atliss.bsky.social

🔞🏳️‍⚧️ 🩷💜💙// She/Her (finally)// 23// I’m just a weird lil gremlin, DM’s open to all! I post nature pics, my thoughts, and random stuff, so enter with caution :3

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2 in a corner, 1 in a griddy

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Well well well, if it isn’t the actions of my consequence

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Me whenever I make a socially devastating joke and I turn myself into a pariah:

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Italian mobster: eyyy woooaahh I’m just a goopy lil guy, c’mon take it easy pal Italian lobster:

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WHY DIDNT ANYONE ELSE TELL ME THERE’S MORE?????WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A HOKEY AND A POKEY!?!?

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Some tattoo art I did a while back!

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Hey remember when I caught that injured hawk lol

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My girl, looking at a pinball machine: ping pong! Nope, bing bong! Me: pinball hon

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Come on, he asks for so little! Song: The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer Character: Achilles - HELLO FROM HALO HEAD [Originally posted February 12, 2022]

submitted 31 days ago • 21 comments

Okay I’m getting a little scared now lol. Maybe all my “irrational fears” were absolutely justified

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I swear I’m not even that old yet it’s all for boobs

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I'm not getting over a fucking thing. #RESIST #DEFENDDEMOCRACY #SHIELDOFRESISTENCE

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

“Not to toot my own horn” = not to blow myself too well, so ig I gotta start saying “Not blow my keychain whistle”

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What a steal!

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Nerds have such good mouth feel, it’s like yes, finally, gravel I can eat

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When you’re sleepy and nice and warm and wake up thirsty for that nice water you keep next to your bed but you’re laying down. So when you go to drink it spills onto your chest and your pillow and now everything is just RUINED

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

My wife read me an excerpt from a ballerina x physical therapist forbidden love shit where they invited a slur for people dating ballerina. Are you ready? I bet you’re not balleraggot… straight white people wanna be oppressed so fucking bad😓

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My wife:forcibly pursing my lips and holding a gun to my head Say it. Now. Me: I-I’m a guppy

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OMFGGGG MY BODY SAID WE NOT DOING T NO MORE

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Omfg just realized I have a nightly routine now!!! I’m getting better slowly!

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Me two years ago: well my GF of 5 months says I should get HRT, so I’ll just take it weekly via intramuscular injections with T blockers, but I’m only kinda genderfluid, mainly masc. and male, couldn’t be trans, hell no. Me today: hon how do you spell lezbeans

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ARE BEANIE BABIES THE FIRST CRYPTO RUG PULL

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Love is letting your freak wife see if there’s anything to pick out of your belly button

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Can you superglue a broken nail back to a finger? …asking for a friend

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Call me a duck the way I’m eating these frozen peas -my wife

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Who likes my winter solstice gift to my wife #mushroomladies #m’ladies

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Awwww my kitten brought her mouse to bed!

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Please look at my child...

submitted 58 days ago • 8 comments

When I say I listen to everything, I mean EVERYTHING

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

My second explanation for ear notch: I owed money to an Australian gangster named “The Wombat”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Almost lost to burnout this year. Next year I’m going in swinging

submitted 56 days ago • 118 comments

You know I really like the song head shoulder knees and toes, it’s all right there in the title but when they threw eyes and ears and mouth AND face, that just threw me. Too much, we nailed it the first time

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I have a notch in my ear from a really dumb thing while drunk. So instead of explaining what happened I’m gunna make up some outrageous lie like that guy from ratatouille about why he went to jail. My first one is that I got into a fight with Moo Deng

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Not sorry

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AGGRESSIVE LOVE

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Hmmm… starting to think men are dogshit at sex and handling a woman… am… am I turning gay?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Never heard a large coffee be referred to as a magnum but I’ll be using that exclusively

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